response 1 of 48:

Jun 25 03:14 UTC 2003

        Any suggestions for the under-21 set, oh guru?

response 3 of 48:

Jun 25 04:31 UTC 2003

Now, I don't wanna go claiming I had a typical high school experience, but
most of the girls I hung out with in high school would have been pretty
creeped out if someone bought them a gift out of the blue as a way of picking
them up.  

response 5 of 48:

Jun 25 13:20 UTC 2003

eh. for under 21 just talk to her and hang on most words while still
maintaining an aloofness.
young girls tend to like the broody tpye

response 7 of 48:

Jun 25 14:30 UTC 2003

I disagree with this one:

   (5) Use cologne

A lot of women aren't cool with that at all.

response 9 of 48:

Jun 25 16:50 UTC 2003

For the life of me I can only recall two girls under 21 I had anything to do
with sexually,

Instructions,

(1) McDonalds, drive there, and go in,
(2) Buy the girl a chocolate shake.
(3) Take her to someplace where the scenery is pretty
(4) Talk about the wonderful scenery, the pretty relfection of the moon or
sun on the lake, or on the trees,
(5) Make your move!

As for cologne, I won't sit here and write a defense of cologne, merely a
defense of smelling good.  Wether this is a combination of soap and laundry
detergent with or without cologne is at the option of the male.

As for a girl who would say,  "You are following Granger's rules and you don't
care about me" wouldnt this mean shes a girl that wants you to talk about
something she has no interest in?  Would this not be called a prostitute?

Rules for the prostitute, not based on education or research but seeing
movies.

(1) Find a hooker,
(2) Go to a hotel room,
(3) Put money on a table or in a hat.
(4) Do it!

or, as I have been told, or rather witnessed one time when a friend was
picking one up in a foriegn country,

(1) Go to a hotel room,
(2) Call escort service, inform them of room number and hotel address,
(3) open door when knock is given,
(4) kick out your buddy sean granger cause lord knows no one would want to
see my face when having the sloppy hotel whore.

response 11 of 48:

Jun 25 17:43 UTC 2003

In regards to my "going instinctual" I am against disguising my true 
scent.  Does that mean I don't use deodorant?  Sometimes, but I usually 
use one that has no additional scent.

response 13 of 48:

Jun 25 18:19 UTC 2003

B.O

response 15 of 48:

Jun 26 02:14 UTC 2003

resp:3 You're a more intellectual sort, Dan, but for some, buying 
gifts accompanied with honeyed words seem to work.

resp:5 under the 'dark' part of 'dark, tall, and handsome'?  Cliche.

re: cologne, some women just gush about certain scents.  I was never 
big about most of it-- better sweet-smelling soap or body wash that is 
more subtle.  Some people seem to bathe in cologne and perfume.  Ugh.  
Romans originally used perfume to cover B.O., so on that point, there 
you go.  Better to stick with the scent in what you use to clean 
yourself and then use anti-perspirant/deodorant if you're particularly 
sweaty and smelly IMHO.

Everyone's different, but I think the real rule of thumb is 
confidence, showing and saying appreciation and affection, and being 
consistent.

response 17 of 48:

Jun 26 14:02 UTC 2003

        Oh mighty Christ.

response 19 of 48:

Jun 26 16:42 UTC 2003

        I'm beginning to have bad associations with the word "natural" thanks
to some of my hippie friends.

        For what it's worth, though, our bodies really don't have a strong
natural odor if we're living like primitive hunter-gatherers with little or
no clothing.  It's the clothing that traps the sweat and creates a dark, humid
pocket for odor-causing bacteria.  It's also that we don't naturally bathe
in streams or rivers, and the way our hair patterns are arranged, it's pretty
clear our ancestors did a lot.  Humans just aren't supposed to smell bad, and
I'm sticking to that.

response 21 of 48:

Jun 26 22:25 UTC 2003

I thought of another tidbit for this conversation,
for the under 21 hunting for panties,

5) or 6) or whatever,   Use words and phrases like,  "I'm introspective of
the intellect to seperate it from my soul which has captured your inner beauty
and ray of sunshine delight"  I just remember that the two or three youngsters
I mate of tagged in my youth were suspebtible to the natural line of poetic
garbadge that came out of my mouth.  The average 17 year old girl probably
isn't an intellectual giant, so just pretending like your all suave with the
whole Im a broken heartered torn individual well make them relate because
inside they are all broken battered just mushed up souls.

I think thats the key Im going for here, is making like you are trying to
figure out who you are well relate with a young female since they have no
f-ing clue.

Thanks

response 23 of 48:

Jun 27 04:49 UTC 2003

        Just don't be a broken-hearted torn up individual.  That isn't sexy.
Putting on the apperance is, being depressed isn't.