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flem
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from the all-time-great-ideas dept.
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Apr 30 17:40 UTC 2002 |
Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon
http://www.toronto.com/profile/672037
What a fantastic idea.
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oval
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response 1 of 25:
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Apr 30 20:18 UTC 2002 |
they wanna pimp me!!!!
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jazz
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response 2 of 25:
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Apr 30 21:34 UTC 2002 |
If you're being pimped, why are they masturbating?
I'm confused.
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oval
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response 3 of 25:
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May 1 00:54 UTC 2002 |
they want people to pay them for me to get myself off.
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senna
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response 4 of 25:
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May 1 02:03 UTC 2002 |
I'm dialed in, so I can't check out the site...
But the description given is really enough, isn't it?
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jaklumen
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response 5 of 25:
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May 1 09:10 UTC 2002 |
I had to see it to believe it.
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flem
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response 6 of 25:
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May 1 14:04 UTC 2002 |
Think how great this would have been as, say, a high-school band fundraiser.
Heck, someone should go suggest this on m-net. :)
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senna
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response 7 of 25:
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May 2 01:10 UTC 2002 |
What would be funnier is that the parents would all oppose such an idea, even
though we all know what all the band members do on their own. Why not make
some money off of it? :)
It would certainly make an adequate replacement to the pancake supper so often
used by athletic teams.
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jaklumen
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response 8 of 25:
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May 2 08:26 UTC 2002 |
I must have been clueless in high school, because I didn't remember my
band mates being knowingly autoerotic. Now, I know the back of the
bus on trips was generally the passion pit, but I guess I wasn't
looking that hard ;P
I dunno, it kinda sits weird with me. It would work maybe fine in
college, where you don't have to worry about consent issues so much,
since most everyone is 18, and many are living away from home.
*shrug*
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flem
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response 9 of 25:
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May 2 13:52 UTC 2002 |
Consent issues? What, you're gonna charge them with raping themselves?
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oval
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response 10 of 25:
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May 2 19:50 UTC 2002 |
i know right?
how bout i masturbate from 4:45 to 5:03 and you give grex 18 bucks.
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jazz
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response 11 of 25:
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May 2 21:16 UTC 2002 |
I'll give GREX twenty bucks. Of course I'll need videotaped proof.
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brighn
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response 12 of 25:
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May 2 21:47 UTC 2002 |
I'll give GREX twenty-five bucks for that tape. Maybe we should reopen the
auction.
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michaela
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response 13 of 25:
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May 3 06:29 UTC 2002 |
<laughs>
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oval
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response 14 of 25:
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May 3 06:59 UTC 2002 |
<feels dirty>
sorry, no tape was made :P~
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jazz
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response 15 of 25:
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May 3 15:30 UTC 2002 |
Well, do it right next time. Can't just take you on your word here.
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lelande
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response 16 of 25:
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May 6 19:37 UTC 2002 |
kids masturbating in the back of the bus. heh heh heh.
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senna
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response 17 of 25:
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May 7 02:36 UTC 2002 |
I'm shocked that one would even put forward such a concept. Certainly kids
in the back of a bus for hours will quietly read Plato and discuss ethics
rather than indulge in self-pleasure.
Out of curiosity, has anybody ever been on a bus trip where such activity took
place? My only real high school bus trips were for theater, and it was too
early in the morning for that sort of thing. Besides, we were all carrying
stage props in our laps.
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flem
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response 18 of 25:
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May 7 13:41 UTC 2002 |
Hehe. Maybe. :)
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jazz
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response 19 of 25:
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May 7 18:25 UTC 2002 |
This one time, on the bus ride to band camp ...
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oval
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response 20 of 25:
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May 7 18:44 UTC 2002 |
well i was in the jazz band. we drove ourselves to our gigs. there many
exciting adventures, but no self-pleasuring...
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pthomas
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response 21 of 25:
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May 7 21:03 UTC 2002 |
One of my friends claimed to have done it on the bus on the way to a band
concert, but I don't know if I believe her.
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phenix
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response 22 of 25:
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May 7 22:25 UTC 2002 |
this one time, at band camp, we got to watch this huron hoe make out wit the
entire drum section after lights out..
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senna
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response 23 of 25:
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May 10 22:25 UTC 2002 |
"Maybe?" That's right, didn't you play football in high school?
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phenix
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response 24 of 25:
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May 10 23:27 UTC 2002 |
maybe who what?
<blink>
dude, band camp sluts were the best
fur slippers for all baby.
ti's like cindarella
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