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carson
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Helpful Hints (or mottos to live by)
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Jan 14 10:22 UTC 1995 |
put helpful advice here
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carson
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response 1 of 335:
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Jan 14 10:24 UTC 1995 |
(1) when using a gas stove, make sure there isn't any gas floating
around when lighting matches
(2) always turn pot handles in towards the center of the stove top.
(3) do unto other as you would have him do unto you. ;)
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rywfol
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response 2 of 335:
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Jan 14 11:04 UTC 1995 |
(4) always remove the plastic toys from the cereal box before making your
breakfast
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gerund
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response 3 of 335:
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Jan 14 11:13 UTC 1995 |
(5) Never eat spinish with a stranger
er, spinach
or something like that
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carson
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response 4 of 335:
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Jan 14 11:30 UTC 1995 |
(6) drive on a parkway and park in the driveway.
(7) when smoking a filtered cigarette, light the end without the
filter, and breathe through the end that isn't lit.
(8) stop smoking
(9) if something can go wrong, it will.
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rywfol
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response 5 of 335:
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Jan 14 12:12 UTC 1995 |
(10) if nothing can go wrong, it still will anyway
(11) What goes up, must come down
(12) What comes down, must be dodged or it'll splat on your head
Re #8: I have, I have. I'm so happy, and my lungs are feeling better already
=)
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gregc
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response 6 of 335:
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Jan 14 13:34 UTC 1995 |
(13) A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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crisper
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response 7 of 335:
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Jan 14 15:24 UTC 1995 |
(14) Never write or send a letter while angry
(15) When in the market for used mixing boards, don't buy a board from someone
who is selling their board because they didn't have time to fix it...
even if you think you can fix it, you too will find that you won't have
enought time either EVEN IF YOU LIVE TO BE 102...
(anyone looking for a board with a few bugs? It's really not as bad as
I made it sound...)
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other
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response 8 of 335:
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Jan 14 16:01 UTC 1995 |
(16) When doing unto other, check with him first to see if its ok (see "(3)").
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general
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response 9 of 335:
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Jan 14 16:07 UTC 1995 |
(17) Whne speaking with a suicidal, never tell them the plot of "My Girl."
(18) When in doubt, better not to try.
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crisper
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response 10 of 335:
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Jan 14 17:05 UTC 1995 |
#18, come on now...
(19) When in doubt, do it anyway, just do it big... if you are going to make
a mistake, give 'em a whopper!
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rcurl
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response 11 of 335:
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Jan 14 19:00 UTC 1995 |
(20) A soft answer turneth away wrath, but be prepared to duck.
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carson
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response 12 of 335:
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Jan 14 19:58 UTC 1995 |
(21) when using shower, make sure rubber mat is firmly in place.
(22) peanut butter will stick to the roof of your mouth if it is
on top of the jelly.
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zook
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response 13 of 335:
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Jan 14 20:37 UTC 1995 |
(23) Talk is cheap because the supply exceeds the demand.
(24) Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again.
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tsty
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response 14 of 335:
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Jan 14 20:39 UTC 1995 |
(25) measure twice, cut once.
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rcurl
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response 15 of 335:
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Jan 14 20:40 UTC 1995 |
(25) Experience is the best teacher, and at the cost it should be. (With
a tip of the hat to zook.)
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steve
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response 16 of 335:
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Jan 14 23:06 UTC 1995 |
(26) When eating fortune cookies, remember to take the fortune first.
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bmoran
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response 17 of 335:
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Jan 14 23:30 UTC 1995 |
(27) Old mustard jars make great containers for storing old mustard.
(28) Never let an artichoke get the upper hand.
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rywfol
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response 18 of 335:
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Jan 15 05:09 UTC 1995 |
(29) Look both ways before eating a melon
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rcurl
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response 19 of 335:
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Jan 15 06:41 UTC 1995 |
(30) Six of one is half as many as a dozen of the other.
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terrysl
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response 20 of 335:
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Jan 15 07:05 UTC 1995 |
(31) Don't order ribs at a lunch interview.
(32) Never order hash at a restaurant called "Moms".
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omni
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response 21 of 335:
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Jan 15 08:04 UTC 1995 |
(33) Make sure brain is in gear, before opening mouth to commit to
something or someone.
(34) Always make sure you have enough money for the ride home.
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crisper
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response 22 of 335:
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Jan 15 15:19 UTC 1995 |
(35) Keep your feet on the clean side... you never know when you will end
up putting them in your mouth (or someone else's mouth!)
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carson
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response 23 of 335:
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Jan 15 22:27 UTC 1995 |
(36) Use aftershave after shaaving to prevent razor burn.
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rcurl
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response 24 of 335:
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Jan 15 22:35 UTC 1995 |
(37) Don''t stick your elbow
Out too far
It might go home
In another car.
(suggested by #36).
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