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carson
The wrong paycheck Mark Unseen   Jun 26 22:13 UTC 1994

(Your paycheck has come in the mail. You open it and notice that it is off
by a couple of zeroes... in your favor! The computer program that takes
care of payroll apparently paid you for 8000 hours instead of 80!)

(do you cash the check?)
26 responses total.
scg
response 1 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jun 27 05:26 UTC 1994

It's not as if the accounting department isn't going to notice eventually,
and they'd probably want an explanation as to why I hadn't told them. 
Maybe I'm too honest, but I'd return the check.
park
response 2 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jun 27 08:35 UTC 1994

I cash it and run
jwp
response 3 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jun 27 08:38 UTC 1994

No I'm sure they'd figure out sooner or later...especially with my luck...
dang
response 4 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jun 27 17:13 UTC 1994

yah, i'd have to turn it in.
omni
response 5 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jun 27 19:52 UTC 1994

 no. Call whom ever issued the check and ask them to issue a correct
check.
gidget
response 6 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jun 27 20:08 UTC 1994

I'd rip my shirt and roll around in the dirt to make it look like I HAD
worked for 8000 hours.
scg
response 7 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jun 27 20:23 UTC 1994

Considering that working 8000 hours is equivelant to working almost 22
hours a day for a year, good luck convincing anybody that you had done
that in two or three weeks, no matter how dirty you were.
gidget
response 8 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jun 27 23:09 UTC 1994

It was a JOKE. :)
kimba
response 9 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jun 29 04:08 UTC 1994

I'd cash it, no prob.  This happened in a smaller case not too long ago.  I
cashed my husband's check for him, so I didn't know he'd been paid too much!
popcorn
response 10 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jul 1 12:13 UTC 1994

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kimba
response 11 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jul 1 17:50 UTC 1994

I agree, it definately depends upon the company.
gracel
response 12 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jul 3 18:53 UTC 1994

I'd call the payroll department, after I stopped laughing -- I might
call the local newspaper, too.
mta
response 13 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jul 5 02:00 UTC 1994

Given how close to the edge I am financially all the time, I'd probably
cash it and have a cahier's check for the difference made out to my company
at the same time.  It's their error, they aren't gonna make *me* wait to weeks 
to cut another check.  They can wait while the new ones clears.

But, no, I wouldn't keep the extra.  
carson
response 14 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jul 6 03:50 UTC 1994

re #6:  (I laughed. I didn't even need to see the smiley to know you were
        joking...)
jamie
response 15 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jul 9 02:28 UTC 1994

I'd give it back...if I didn't I'd probably gret caught sooner or later.
turtle
response 16 of 26: Mark Unseen   Jul 13 17:23 UTC 1994

Give it back.  U of M would definitly notice that in the budget.
y
response 17 of 26: Mark Unseen   Aug 5 06:04 UTC 1994

yes
bonita
response 18 of 26: Mark Unseen   Nov 14 05:04 UTC 1994

Even though I've been gipped $17 before, I woul probably tell 'em.
cindy
response 19 of 26: Mark Unseen   Feb 16 12:27 UTC 1995

I'd give it back simply because I'm not that lucky and some how I'd have to pay
it back or, probably so to jail for cashing it.
nephi
response 20 of 26: Mark Unseen   Mar 6 07:59 UTC 1995

*Would* you go to jail for cashing it?  It was their mistake.  They *gave*
you the money.  It doesn't even seem like they would even have any grounds
for asking for the money back.  
amoco
response 21 of 26: Mark Unseen   Mar 8 01:49 UTC 1995

I *believe* you wouldn't get thrown in jail.  You know the old "if it comes to
your door, it's yours" rule?  I believe it applies here.  So not only can you
take the check, but you can tell the accountants they made a mistake and laugh
at them about it!
        Anyways, I don't work, so they wouldn't catch me.  Hold on mails
        here...
look!  a check!  for--
ewhisam
response 22 of 26: Mark Unseen   Dec 27 22:46 UTC 1995

Illegal enrichment is illegal, also your boss can be a valuable reference for
your future. Treat all such cases as if they are a test of your character and
you will go far. Do the right thing. Your boss might be in the Mafia.
diviniti
response 23 of 26: Mark Unseen   Oct 4 05:47 UTC 1996

I'd have to give the check back to payroll. Maybe if the difference was a
little smaller, I'd try to get away with it, but for something as major as
8000 hours, they'd catch up to the mistake. QUICKLY!!!
diznave
response 24 of 26: Mark Unseen   Nov 9 06:34 UTC 1997

I'd cash it, and buy as many lottery tickets as I could. That or give it to
Scientology. Or put it all into _Thigh Master_@ stock. 
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