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amoco
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Munch
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Mar 1 22:12 UTC 1995 |
You got stuck in a blender while rabid pitbulls chewed your legs. What wou
ld you do?
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amoco
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response 1 of 21:
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Mar 1 22:13 UTC 1995 |
Probably pray. Unless I wasn't religious. Am I religious? Well, if Im not
then I sue the dog for everything it gots, and then turn off the blender.
And maybe sue the GE.
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chelsea
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response 2 of 21:
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Mar 1 23:29 UTC 1995 |
When life puts you in a blender, make frappe!
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canis
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response 3 of 21:
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Mar 2 00:54 UTC 1995 |
When life is like a blender pull the plug.
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carson
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response 4 of 21:
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Mar 2 04:05 UTC 1995 |
I'd probably die.
Isn't this supposed to be a "yes or no" question?
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chelsea
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response 5 of 21:
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Mar 2 13:49 UTC 1995 |
No.
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vfs
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response 6 of 21:
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Mar 4 00:22 UTC 1995 |
I would make sure that I had confessed all my sins and pray.
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zook
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response 7 of 21:
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Mar 4 03:25 UTC 1995 |
I would try to step on top of the pit bulls and make sure they bought it
first. (I hate pit bulls)
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popcorn
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response 8 of 21:
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Mar 7 18:11 UTC 1995 |
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canis
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response 9 of 21:
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Mar 7 23:05 UTC 1995 |
How many things can you fit in a blender?
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amoco
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response 10 of 21:
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Mar 8 01:44 UTC 1995 |
not anymore, you aren't the last. And stop trying to be.
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popcorn
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response 11 of 21:
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Mar 8 15:10 UTC 1995 |
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amoco
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response 12 of 21:
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Mar 9 00:32 UTC 1995 |
It could be a very big blender (the pit bulls aren't in the blender). If you
love blenders and other home appliances, please make an item concerning one,
as I'd love to read it (but am to much of a weenie to make one myself).
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scg
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response 13 of 21:
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Mar 9 03:26 UTC 1995 |
re 11:
"Small enough" would have to be infinitely small.
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aruba
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response 14 of 21:
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Mar 9 05:25 UTC 1995 |
[math mode = on]
Actually, scg, it's possible to sum up an infinite number of positive things
and get a finite answer, as in 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + ... = 1.
[math mode = off]
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scg
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response 15 of 21:
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Mar 10 04:49 UTC 1995 |
Yeah, but that would be assuming that the things kept getting smaller, the
more of them you put in. I was assuming the things were of equal size.
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gracel
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response 16 of 21:
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Mar 10 15:08 UTC 1995 |
Scream.
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popcorn
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response 17 of 21:
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Mar 13 17:35 UTC 1995 |
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gracel
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response 18 of 21:
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Mar 14 18:45 UTC 1995 |
(It works pretty well at getting the attention of two self-absorbed
young Lovelaces, but I doubt that the blender would notice)
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canis
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response 19 of 21:
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Mar 14 23:40 UTC 1995 |
I bet it does...
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phreakus
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response 20 of 21:
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May 20 19:43 UTC 1995 |
In my last moment I would pray for better luck next time around (I believe in
reincarnation)
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ewhisam
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response 21 of 21:
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Dec 28 03:54 UTC 1995 |
Buy an apartment sized blender
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