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jkrauss
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jk confesses
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Sep 4 21:48 UTC 1994 |
Alright, i confess, i did it.
Orinoco and Window were my creations.
As were Velleman, None, and Polaris.
Velleman, actually, came first. I wanted to use a fake name for
my net personality. Velleman, and his later incarnation Orinoco
were that fake name. Next came none and Polaris, None the dedicated flamer,
Polaris my sad attempt at a female pseudo. Later, my 'true self' came forth:
jkrauss. And finally, window. I'll miss them, but with a limit to my
time online, I just don't have time for pseudos anymore.
--the real jk.
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katie
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response 1 of 26:
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Sep 5 19:21 UTC 1994 |
(I never noticed any of these.)
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remmers
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response 2 of 26:
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Sep 6 09:46 UTC 1994 |
I noticed all but window. However, I think all those folks are real
and that jkrauss is just making this up. Fake pseudo confessions are
an integral part of true pseudodom.
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orinoco
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response 3 of 26:
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Sep 6 21:47 UTC 1994 |
Hey! I was the original! JK was my favorite creation: this is real.
I AM daniel velleman. JK is a dirty rotten liar and that's that. I, for
one, fully intend to stick around.
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polaris
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response 4 of 26:
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Sep 15 19:33 UTC 1994 |
Hey, I thought we were all Velleman's Pseudos!
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none
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response 5 of 26:
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Sep 15 19:37 UTC 1994 |
We were, but then Velleman suffered from a terminal case of password amnesia
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jkrauss
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response 6 of 26:
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Sep 15 19:42 UTC 1994 |
How dare you call me a dirty rotten liar, orin. I created you. I OWN
YOU
YOUR ETERNAL SOUL IS MINE! HA HA HA HA!
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orinoco
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response 7 of 26:
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Sep 15 22:32 UTC 1994 |
If you are the creator, JK, then why were velleman and I on long before you?
YOur flimsy 'false identity' story doesn't hold up. Admit the truth!
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window
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response 8 of 26:
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Sep 15 23:50 UTC 1994 |
What the heck are we doing here?
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jkrauss
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response 9 of 26:
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Sep 15 23:54 UTC 1994 |
Just my pseudos having one last bit of fun.
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orinoco
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response 10 of 26:
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Sep 15 23:57 UTC 1994 |
That's MY pseudos, thank you, and you still haven't answered my question.
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orinoco
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response 11 of 26:
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Sep 24 14:48 UTC 1994 |
Hello?
Well, let's put it to a vote.
All in favor of me as the original, say aye!
All in favor of jk say nay!
(hey, that rhymes!)
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popcorn
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response 12 of 26:
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Sep 28 14:27 UTC 1994 |
This response has been erased.
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jkrauss
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response 13 of 26:
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Sep 28 23:54 UTC 1994 |
I, for one, vote for myself.
As i take it orin is voting for himself, we stand at:
Orin JK Popcorn
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1 1 1
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window
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response 14 of 26:
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Sep 29 23:17 UTC 1994 |
Make that
Orin JK Popcorn
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2 1 1
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polaris
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response 15 of 26:
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Sep 29 23:20 UTC 1994 |
Orin JK Popcorn
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2 1 2
POLARIS HAS SPOKEN
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none
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response 16 of 26:
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Sep 29 23:22 UTC 1994 |
Orin JK Popcorn
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2
2
2
Well, aren't we all nice and tied now.
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jkrauss
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response 17 of 26:
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Oct 2 00:32 UTC 1994 |
Well fine, I'll go. You stick around, JK
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jkrauss
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response 18 of 26:
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Oct 28 20:07 UTC 1994 |
Oops...
Uh, hey, wait!
Ok, orin, you *are* the original.
So I didn't write that, you did.
So you told me to stick around, so I will!
(JK logic)
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orinoco
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response 19 of 26:
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Nov 15 22:48 UTC 1994 |
Hey! I refuse to leave grex for such a dirty rotten cheat!
We were operating on the assumption that the original would stay.
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none
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response 20 of 26:
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Nov 19 22:10 UTC 1994 |
We were?
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nder
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response 21 of 26:
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Nov 27 00:03 UTC 1994 |
Would anyone belive that they're alMY psuedos?
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orinoco
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response 22 of 26:
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Nov 27 22:48 UTC 1994 |
no.
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amoco
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response 23 of 26:
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Mar 11 22:17 UTC 1995 |
Not terribly. Being that they're all mine.
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kain
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response 24 of 26:
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May 5 01:25 UTC 1995 |
orin stop it now
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