served the way you like it???

Apr 10 05:10 UTC 2001

ever been to a place that boasted 
"we'll serve it the way you like it?"
i been kicked out of such places alot.
i tell them, "yeah, gimme a big mac."
and then the waitress says "sir, we aren't mc-donalds down on skid row,
we don't serve those here. would you like anything on the menu."

so i get the manager cause now i'm really toasted,
horribly mad cause i want a big mac, not plain ol' restaurant shit.
i tell him or her to make me one, "can you do it or not?"
but they tell me "no," do they think i'm on crack?
i say "lookie here, your serve me a burger like a big mac, you know,
and i won't yell 'rat' or 'i have a roach in my stew.'"

and somehow, the cops are always there before i can order, and i end
up staying the night in jail, eating what the police man says
is a healthy meal, when it's actually garbage that they picked up from
the back of that restrauant, i saw them in the mirrors, we drove to the 
back and they piled in bags and bags into the trunk. and yep. now you 
all know how in-mates are fed. but believe me, i'd rather be dead. then 
getting butt-raped by brutus who eats my left overs, spewing my last 
few bites that i couldn't eat, all over my back out his mouth while he 
rapes my ass cause i'm such a wimp, i can't fight so i'd have to let 
him have his way, while he slobbers my leftovers on my back while 
saying "who's your daddy, little boy?" i saw it in a movie once, they 
said "your first day, you either beat someone up, or become someone's 
bitch. after that, your ok." (movie quote from office space)