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Apr 21 14:24 UTC 2002

I have noticed that string quartets and quintets always seem to 
appreciate jokes of which the violist is the butt.

I saw a string quintet walking into a restaurant in Greektown on Easter 
Sunday and I said to them, "What I want to know is, just exactly who was 
it that thought adding another viola would be an improvement?"