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Grex > Glb > #8: `Gay and Lesbian Pick-Up Item | |
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robh
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`Gay and Lesbian Pick-Up Item
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Nov 21 00:42 UTC 1994 |
After the discussions in the Cooperative Conference regarding
our listing on the Michigan Computer User magazine, I've decided
to start a gay and lesbian pick-up item.
So, does anyone have a gay or lesbian pick-up truck?
How about a gay or lesbian car, motorcycle, semi, etc.?
What do these gay and lesbian vehicles do with each other, anyway?
And how can you tell whether a pick-up is male or female, anyway?
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brighn
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response 1 of 133:
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Nov 21 03:07 UTC 1994 |
By whether or not its exhaust pipe is visible, Rob.
But don't look too close; the ones with the little pipes are
REAL sensitive.
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popcorn
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response 2 of 133:
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Nov 21 08:46 UTC 1994 |
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robh
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response 3 of 133:
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Nov 21 11:52 UTC 1994 |
Ah, but what does it do late at night, when you're asleep?
It's all alone, with all those other cars in your parking
lot... As long as it keeps quiet, no horn beeping and such,
and they don't give each other car hickeys, how can you be
sure?
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selena
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response 4 of 133:
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Nov 21 18:05 UTC 1994 |
Well, I know mine is up to something,occasionally, because its'
alarm will go off, for no apparent reason!
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brighn
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response 5 of 133:
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Nov 21 18:40 UTC 1994 |
I can tell you, I wondered why my car's carberetor had fuel injector
goo in it this morning... I told it never to date without putting a
hood bra on first.
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fraizer
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response 6 of 133:
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Nov 21 23:30 UTC 1994 |
I walked in on my car once. Let me tell you, that was embarassing.
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scg
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response 7 of 133:
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Nov 22 03:42 UTC 1994 |
The car I usually drive spends its nights (and mst of the rest of its
time) sitting in the garage next to my parents' minivan. I've never
noticed them seem to even know eachother, but the car did seem a little
depressed after the demise of the car that used to sit next to it in the
garage.
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eeyore
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response 8 of 133:
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Nov 22 13:58 UTC 1994 |
see, my car sits on the curb in front of my house...right in front of my
brothers mustang!
hmmmm...that could be why it runs a little happier in the morning, some
mornings....
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gerund
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response 9 of 133:
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Nov 26 17:00 UTC 1994 |
I think my car very likely picked up a desease or two from the cars it
associates with.
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nephi
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response 10 of 133:
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Dec 11 11:03 UTC 1994 |
Tonya Toyota is a rather homely car. She doesn't attract many other
cars, and always seems just a little depressed. She does her job
marvelously, though.
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lise
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response 11 of 133:
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Dec 12 02:29 UTC 1994 |
cute, nephi. is it just me or is this item way too cutsie?
(ah, i don't care) but i don't have a car so...
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vfemme
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response 12 of 133:
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Dec 13 06:42 UTC 1994 |
i know my car is awoman because everytime i get inside her she is as cold
icetray!!!!!!! VERY WOMAN LIKE!!!!
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nephi
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response 13 of 133:
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Dec 13 11:26 UTC 1994 |
Vfemme, I think that your *attitude* is what causes women to not warm
up to you.
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eeyore
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response 14 of 133:
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Dec 13 14:18 UTC 1994 |
i heard of a guy who was dumped by 5 women for other women...kind of makes
you REALLY not want to date him, eh? :)
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popcorn
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response 15 of 133:
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Dec 16 17:18 UTC 1994 |
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kitten
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response 16 of 133:
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Jan 19 20:59 UTC 1995 |
re 14: meg, didn't i tell you about that guy?
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eeyore
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response 17 of 133:
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Jan 26 15:28 UTC 1995 |
i believe that you did!...no actually, i KNOW that you did!!! ;)
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danseur
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response 18 of 133:
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Feb 16 03:09 UTC 1995 |
My car died....
doing 70 on I75 and clunk...
go figure
x
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sidhe
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response 19 of 133:
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Feb 17 13:51 UTC 1995 |
Well, that happens.. Rust is a very social disease amongst cars..
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anig
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response 20 of 133:
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Feb 18 02:42 UTC 1995 |
My car is definitely male because I ALWAYS have problems with it!!
hehehehehe!!:)
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selena
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response 21 of 133:
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Feb 19 07:46 UTC 1995 |
Mine's a flirt!
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kami
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response 22 of 133:
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Mar 3 05:44 UTC 1995 |
learned from its owner? <chuckle>
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nephi
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response 23 of 133:
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Mar 3 05:51 UTC 1995 |
Well, Tanya has taken to crying black tears. I *really* hope she feels
better soon.
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thugz
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response 24 of 133:
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Mar 12 05:53 UTC 1995 |
i don't know if mine is male or female, all i know is that it has i big problem
holding it's fluids.
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