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bruin
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Limerick Item
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Nov 5 13:12 UTC 1995 |
This item is for people to make up their own limericks. One person puts in
the first line, then each person puts in one line at a time until the person
who puts in the fifth line, who then puts in the first line of another
limerick. As you know, the format goes like this:
#1 Seven syllables
#2 Seven syllables, rhymes with #1
#3 Five syllables
#4 Five syllables, rhymes with #3
#5 Seven syllables, rhymes with #1 & #2
And please, try not to make it too risque or gory, nor to use it for
mean-spiritied flaming. Okay?
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bruin
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response 1 of 27:
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Nov 5 13:13 UTC 1995 |
#1 There once was a person on Grex
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kain
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response 2 of 27:
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Nov 5 14:35 UTC 1995 |
his name was edible gex
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coyote
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response 3 of 27:
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Nov 8 04:02 UTC 1995 |
He sat on a dog
And jumped up like a frog
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kain
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response 4 of 27:
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Nov 8 22:19 UTC 1995 |
and ate a tyrano. rex
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bruin
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response 5 of 27:
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Nov 8 23:23 UTC 1995 |
#1 A lass from Marina del Rey
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coyote
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response 6 of 27:
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Nov 8 23:42 UTC 1995 |
Was wondering when she'd get paid
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orinoco
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response 7 of 27:
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Nov 10 00:15 UTC 1995 |
for being a slob
because that was her job
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kain
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response 8 of 27:
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Nov 10 17:34 UTC 1995 |
so she sat and ate some hay
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orinoco
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response 9 of 27:
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Nov 11 02:31 UTC 1995 |
one fine day, a turnip named larry
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bruin
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response 10 of 27:
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Nov 11 13:12 UTC 1995 |
#2 Found a lady who was very hairy.
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kain
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response 11 of 27:
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Nov 12 15:13 UTC 1995 |
he ate a berrya happy cherry
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kain
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response 12 of 27:
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Dec 31 22:16 UTC 1995 |
and bounced on a trampoline named larry
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kain
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response 13 of 27:
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Apr 20 20:11 UTC 1996 |
there once was a happy dog
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bruin
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response 14 of 27:
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Apr 20 20:25 UTC 1996 |
#2 Who was sitting on a petrified log.
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orinoco
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response 15 of 27:
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Apr 20 21:16 UTC 1996 |
When spontaneously
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bruin
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response 16 of 27:
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Apr 20 21:39 UTC 1996 |
#4 For everybody to see
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orinoco
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response 17 of 27:
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Apr 21 00:45 UTC 1996 |
He devoured a live Quahog.
An octogenarian turnip
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kain
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response 18 of 27:
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Apr 30 19:32 UTC 1996 |
that wanted to be burnt-up
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orinoco
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response 19 of 27:
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May 2 20:58 UTC 1996 |
dressed it's offspring in tunics,
and taught them all UNIX
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diznave
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response 20 of 27:
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Oct 24 07:51 UTC 1997 |
but he couldn't learn down, so he learned up
One fine day while picking my nose
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bruin
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response 21 of 27:
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Oct 24 22:06 UTC 1997 |
Or so this macabre story goes
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diznave
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response 22 of 27:
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Nov 9 05:16 UTC 1997 |
You'll not guess what I found
As I probed all around
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bikeman
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response 23 of 27:
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Dec 30 19:26 UTC 1997 |
I found a little boy's toes.
There once was a man from Nantucket
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diznave
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response 24 of 27:
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Jan 8 16:15 UTC 1998 |
Who kept all his cash in a bucket...
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