pizza-man

Oct 26 15:54 UTC 1999

One way i like to have fun is to order a pizza. (big wooop, i know.) 
The fun starts when you and your friends use whatever you have to make a 
funny looking scene for when the pizza man arrives.  The point is to 
call first before discussing the plans, so you are against time and 
under pressure to make it look really bad!  We've done this in the past, 
where we bound ourselves together and made it look real S&M like, and 
when the pizza man came, his eyes bulged as i raised from kneeling in 
front of him to receive the pizza from him.  My friend had a bowl of 
flower petals and we put the money in it for him to reach and grab.

Another time, we made it look like we were real gay. My other friend, he 
lay on a couch, his pants pulled up high enough under a blanket and his 
shirt off to look almost naked under a blanket. i had a robe on and took 
my shirt off, so i looked naked too. when the pizza man arrived, i 
grabbed out of one pocket a thing of potroleum jelly and said "oops, 
wrong pocket." then pulledout the money from the other pocket.  After i 
paid, he ran like hell! Oh it wasso fun!
-trixxie-