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kain
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Practical Jokes
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Oct 28 23:38 UTC 1995 |
Practical Jokes, lots of fun.
what are some of the best that you've played? <or possibly good ones that have
been played on you, if you're willing to share> what are your favorites?
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coyote
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response 1 of 38:
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Oct 29 00:19 UTC 1995 |
The only one that immidiatly comes to mind is taping a faucet. Take some
scotch tape and tape up the place where water comes out of the faucet. When
the water is turned on, the water pressure will make the water squirt out of
the faucet at all angles, getting almost everything (And hopefully the person
turning the water on) quite wet. If you get good at this one, you can make
some slight modifications and tape it so water comes out aimed at a specific
point!
Your favorite trickster
--Coyote
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kain
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response 2 of 38:
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Oct 29 01:19 UTC 1995 |
somthing else fun, for gulable people, here's wwhat we did to ben breinard,
1. Me and a friend go and steal his pepsi, put it in my friends locker,
2. at lunch he searches us our lockers and his locker for it <he fails>
3. tell him places all over school where you might have hid it, praticularly
on the other side of school
4. he chases around for it for the entire lunch period, missing lunch
5. you split the pepsi on the way home with your friend
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scott
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response 3 of 38:
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Nov 2 17:20 UTC 1995 |
My favorite practial joke is to catch a complete stranger in an alley and beat
the crap out of him/her, for no reason at all.
(just kidding) :)
A good one I've only heard once:
Some stagehands I used to work with were doing a show with some scummy
evangelist, who tried to cheat them on pay and was clearly not a Man of God.
They managed to get paid ok, but before they left somebody sneaked out to the
parking lot and put duct tape over his taillights. They never found out what
really happened, but here's this guy from another state, with no taillights,
and a huge bag of cash from contributions.... Imagine trying to explain *that*
to a cop!
(BTW, if you do try the first joke, it's also good to constantly repeat some
gibberish while you do it... something like "What's the frequency, Kenneth?")
<scott ducks>
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bruin
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response 4 of 38:
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Nov 3 02:10 UTC 1995 |
I had heard one of those companies that advertised that they could find a
missing loved one or a deadbeat spouse by calling an 800 number and giving
them information on the person and pay $60 for the service. I had though
about calling this 800 number and, on their nickel, mention that I was looking
for a lost uncle who was last seen 20 years ago, and when they ask for the
missing person's name, respond by saying "His name is Hoffa - Jimmy Hoffa."
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bruin
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response 5 of 38:
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Nov 3 02:13 UTC 1995 |
BTW, "What's the frequency, Kenneth" was the phrase spoken by the men who
mugged and assaulted Dan Rather about 10 years ago. Also the title of an
R.E.M. song.
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scott
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response 6 of 38:
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Nov 3 17:15 UTC 1995 |
Re: 5: That was left as an exersize for the reader. :)
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kain
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response 7 of 38:
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Nov 4 17:31 UTC 1995 |
oh, UM okay, I don't really get the 5 but 3 is great, where'd they get that
idea?
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scott
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response 8 of 38:
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Nov 5 13:20 UTC 1995 |
I have no idea where the "taping the taillights" idea came from. I still
think it's one of the most original practical jokes I've heard of.
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kain
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response 9 of 38:
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Nov 5 14:32 UTC 1995 |
yeah with cash in a foreign car I'd love to see that person's face when the
cop got him! :)
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orinoco
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response 10 of 38:
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Nov 6 21:50 UTC 1995 |
coyote--tape doesn't hold up too well in water...try duct tape.
Taping the taillights is a good one...
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kain
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response 11 of 38:
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Nov 7 01:28 UTC 1995 |
yup!! ;)
lemme see I always loved putting shaving cream on somone's hands then tickling
hteir face!
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kain
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response 12 of 38:
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Nov 7 01:31 UTC 1995 |
with a feather while their asleep
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orinoco
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response 13 of 38:
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Nov 7 20:48 UTC 1995 |
also good, but not too creative.
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coyote
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response 14 of 38:
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Nov 8 03:59 UTC 1995 |
Maybe my faucet has a weak water pressure...
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orinoco
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response 15 of 38:
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Nov 10 00:15 UTC 1995 |
Are there any schools/colleges in the A2 area that have desks bolted to the
floor?
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kain
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response 16 of 38:
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Nov 10 17:32 UTC 1995 |
not at I know of
why?
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coyote
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response 17 of 38:
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Nov 10 22:09 UTC 1995 |
I think I've seen some, but I can't remember where.
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orinoco
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response 18 of 38:
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Nov 11 02:31 UTC 1995 |
find them coyote...not telling...
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clees
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response 19 of 38:
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Nov 29 17:22 UTC 1995 |
OK, here is one:
At school we did this to an enlish teacher one:
Rule one: everybody in class has to cooperate.
2. Everytime the teacher turns to the blackboard to write
something everybody shifts their desk 3 inches forward.
After ten minutes all desks will be pushing the teacher to the blackboard.
Then, reverse and shift the desks backwards, 3 inches everytime the
teacher turns to the blackboard.
And so on and on.
It is a good way the drive your teacher insane.
(Must be scary, esspecially if this is done silently.)
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orinoco
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response 20 of 38:
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Nov 29 22:40 UTC 1995 |
hard to pull off silently, tho, unless the teacher is deaf or very dense
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kain
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response 21 of 38:
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Dec 1 23:00 UTC 1995 |
true but it could be fun
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pankii
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response 22 of 38:
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Aug 24 10:04 UTC 1996 |
continue
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orinoco
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response 23 of 38:
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Aug 25 14:53 UTC 1996 |
wow! long gap in the conversation there!
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kain
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response 24 of 38:
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Sep 1 02:01 UTC 1996 |
december first!? what the hell?
any of you have any younger siblings that really get on your nerves?
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