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choke
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Let's get physics, all!
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Feb 19 07:09 UTC 1993 |
The heavy object fell
with a force proportional to it's own mass and the height from which it was
released.
One could say, almost, that it had been for years a potential.
Or not.
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carl
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response 1 of 36:
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Feb 19 12:42 UTC 1993 |
The entire universe fell
with a force proportional to it's mass and the alien's height.
One could almost say he had been a potentate, or a knot.
But then I always did enjoy physics.
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remmers
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response 2 of 36:
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Feb 19 13:39 UTC 1993 |
The heavy advjectives fell
from the author's text
with a force proportional to the zeal
of an editor who always asked
"what can I cut next?"
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danr
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response 3 of 36:
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Feb 19 17:13 UTC 1993 |
Hey! I resemble that remark.
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robh
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response 4 of 36:
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Feb 20 00:40 UTC 1993 |
If you are standing on the Moon, you hold a pen out at arm's
length, and let go, will it:
(a) Fall toward the earth
(b) Fall toward the Moon
(c) Float in place
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chaz
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response 5 of 36:
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Feb 20 00:46 UTC 1993 |
yes
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carl
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response 6 of 36:
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Feb 20 11:50 UTC 1993 |
Umm, can I buy a vowel?
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remmers
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response 7 of 36:
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Feb 20 13:30 UTC 1993 |
Yes, if you're fortunate.
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chaz
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response 8 of 36:
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Feb 20 17:44 UTC 1993 |
I choose "a" and "b", because earth was not capitalized.
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i
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response 9 of 36:
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Jan 29 01:06 UTC 1998 |
<i ties a balloon to the pen with a long, thin piece of black thread,
then puts a big bet on (c) at 40:1 and prepares to clean up>
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orinoco
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response 10 of 36:
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Jan 30 03:28 UTC 1998 |
<miles hands i a mop>
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snowth
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response 11 of 36:
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Jan 30 03:46 UTC 1998 |
<snowth wants to be a mop when she grows up. Or a box of crayons. *Crayola*
crayons. It really doesn't matter.>
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i
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response 12 of 36:
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Feb 8 02:16 UTC 1998 |
<i trys to envision snowth as a box of Forest Green Crayola crayons>
<i gets woozy>
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orinoco
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response 13 of 36:
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Feb 8 04:27 UTC 1998 |
<dan thinks of green spirals, for no particular reason>
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snowth
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response 14 of 36:
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Feb 12 02:59 UTC 1998 |
<snowth thinks of green spirals, and then her thoughts immediately drift
towards *other* interesting thoughts... ;>
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orinoco
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response 15 of 36:
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Feb 14 04:54 UTC 1998 |
Wow, that's two consecutive items we've corrupted :)
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snowth
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response 16 of 36:
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Feb 17 19:47 UTC 1998 |
Corruption.... hmmm... must be liza's fault.
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orinoco
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response 17 of 36:
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Feb 22 03:38 UTC 1998 |
Which is diagonally eastward of San Andreas's
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i
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response 18 of 36:
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Feb 22 23:16 UTC 1998 |
No, no - corruption come from Washington - you must be thinking of the
Bermuda Triangle.
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orinoco
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response 19 of 36:
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Feb 23 03:38 UTC 1998 |
Since when is Washington in the Bermuda Triangle?
Although it would be quite an improvement...
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lee
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response 20 of 36:
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Feb 23 20:26 UTC 1998 |
Washington the state or District of Columbia?
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orinoco
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response 21 of 36:
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Feb 24 03:43 UTC 1998 |
All of the below.
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lee
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response 22 of 36:
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Feb 25 18:46 UTC 1998 |
What's wrong with DC? I resemble that remark.
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i
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response 23 of 36:
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Feb 26 01:03 UTC 1998 |
The problem with DC is that it's home to a number of evil gangs that
are ruthlessly preying on most of America, and the DC locals don't seem
willing or able to stamp out the deadly blight.
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snowth
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response 24 of 36:
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Mar 1 08:30 UTC 1998 |
I still say it was Liza's fault. So there.
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