| Grex > Enigma > #89: MONGO FRUIT SWAP IN PONTIAC!!! |
| MONGO FRUIT SWAP IN PONTIAC!!! | 
Dec 14 07:27 UTC 1992 |
FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT!!!
First annual ENIGMA CONFERENCE FRUIT EXCHANGE coming next weekend!
When: Saturday, December 19, 6:30 a.m.
Where: Pontiac Silverdome
Who: You, natch!
Why: Because it's time.
FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT!!!
Bring all your best fruit to this unique and exciting swap meet! Fresh
preferred but canned, frozen, or dried also acceptable. Come and share
apples, oranges, cumquats, pears, peaches, figs, dates, strawberries,
raspberries, boysenberries, blackberries, blueberries, tangelos, kiwi,
pomegranates, persimmons, cranberries, bananas, mangoes, lemons, limes,
plums, grapes, papayas, watermelons, honey dew melons, loganberries,
and most of all, cantaloupes!
FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT!!!
>>> Swap a fruit and make a friend! <<<
| response 1 of 10: |
Dec 19 02:47 UTC 1992 |
What, no loquats?
| response 2 of 10: |
Dec 20 13:26 UTC 1992 |
Hmph, no nothing! Sigh, nobody showed up for the fruit swap, and here I'd gone to the trouble and expense of renting the Silverdome and everything. Where did I go wrong?
| response 3 of 10: |
Dec 20 18:37 UTC 1992 |
I think it was the short notice, John. I mean, I was already booked for the the Diaretics convention at the palace... I heard Elton John Hubbard was going to be there. I mean, you can't miss it when El. John Hubbard is talking about Diaretics! He's very dynamic!
| response 4 of 10: |
Dec 24 00:19 UTC 1992 |
Maybe you should have announced this on the other system.
| response 5 of 10: |
Dec 24 16:13 UTC 1992 |
Nah -- What I should've done is bought up a lot of time on tv for spot announcements. That'll do it every time.
| response 6 of 10: |
May 27 08:27 UTC 2002 |
Do another one, then. You have not yet satiated my hunger. I am the monster that shall eat Ann Arbor.
| response 7 of 10: |
May 28 11:47 UTC 2002 |
I am sorry, but I have moved past fruit to Other Things. My next big event will be a Tooth Filling Exchange, at Comerica Park.
| response 8 of 10: |
May 29 00:36 UTC 2002 |
I have no need of tooth fillings. My sharky teeth are razor-sharp. Too bad. You, too, shall be consumed.
| response 9 of 10: |
May 30 03:36 UTC 2002 |
Sounds like overkill. MacHeath makes do with a jack-knife, you know.
| response 10 of 10: |
May 30 08:27 UTC 2002 |
Nah, this a funky B-film type of situation: big, bombastic, budget, and blaxplotation.