l	Sep 28 03:50 UTC 1992

You are a loser.  A simple loser.  You can't walk and chew
gum at the same time.  If brains were boulders, yours would
be a grain of sand.  But anyway you checked your brain at
the hat check window and forgot to pick it up.  Now you've
lost the claim check.  Poor you, ha ha.  No big loss, wasn't
much of a brain anyway.

This trick works only with VW Rabbits:  Drive to a big empty
parking lot.  Roll up all the windows.  Turn the steering
wheel as far to the left as it will go.  Now press
gently on the accelerator and you will turn in a tight
circle.  Keep turning for several minutes.  You will feel
your ears pop as the air pressure changes.  When you are
through, be sure to decelerate gradually, or injury to toe
eardrum may result.

What's wrong with this sentence?

response 2 of 10:

Sep 28 21:45 UTC 1992

If you're in the southern hemisphere there is nothing wrong with
the above.  But if you are north of the equator you'll have to
turn clockwise.  Toilet bowl physics.

response 4 of 10:

Feb 18 22:41 UTC 1993

Less than 2 years for the omission of a feline?

response 6 of 10:

Apr 15 23:53 UTC 1994

If your brain was on the edge of a razor blade, it'd look like a BB
rolling down an eight lane highway...

response 8 of 10:

Apr 16 07:20 UTC 1994

What is wrong with this sentence?  It isn't a sentence, that's what's wrong
with it.

response 10 of 10:

Sep 13 01:02 UTC 2008

Is there something wrong with this sentence? 

Is an interrogative not a sentence?

16 years and still going?
It's an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, stuffed in a pita.