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Grex > Enigma > #70: Well There's These Lyrics, but on the Other Hand, There's This Tune | |
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remmers
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Well There's These Lyrics, but on the Other Hand, There's This Tune
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Apr 22 01:47 UTC 1992 |
Anything you can do, I can do better,
Anything you can do, I can do too.
Anything anything anything thing thing,
Thing any anything anything foo.
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choke
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response 1 of 28:
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Apr 22 12:33 UTC 1992 |
You can't be me
you hapless ninny
you can't be me
and neither can I
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ecl
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response 2 of 28:
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Apr 28 18:42 UTC 1992 |
if you can
i can too
if i can
so can you
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remmers
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response 3 of 28:
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Mar 10 04:35 UTC 1993 |
I regret having entered this item.
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chaz
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response 4 of 28:
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Mar 10 06:24 UTC 1993 |
Fifty lashes with a branch from an AVL tree!!!!
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bjt
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response 5 of 28:
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May 27 23:50 UTC 1995 |
"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."-- The Little Engine
that Could.
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lee
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response 6 of 28:
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May 22 19:08 UTC 1997 |
don't focus on regrets
move on with life
there's a light at the end of the tunnel
and it's not an oncoming train
(we hope)
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orinoco
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response 7 of 28:
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Jul 16 15:48 UTC 1997 |
lee, you have far too much time on your hands.
Are there any items in here that you haven't responded to?
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lee
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response 8 of 28:
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Jul 20 00:43 UTC 1997 |
Yes.
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snowth
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response 9 of 28:
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Jul 22 15:58 UTC 1997 |
Hey, orin, isn't that the pot calling the keddle black?
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orinoco
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response 10 of 28:
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Aug 9 02:44 UTC 1997 |
but of course...that's m'job.
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snowth
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response 11 of 28:
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Aug 11 01:04 UTC 1997 |
so which one are you, the pot, or the keddle?
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orinoco
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response 12 of 28:
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Aug 11 01:36 UTC 1997 |
I'm the Cuisinart.
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snowth
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response 13 of 28:
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Aug 11 15:25 UTC 1997 |
So you say. But I know the awful truth.
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i
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response 14 of 28:
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Jan 1 04:52 UTC 1998 |
DANGER! DANGER!
While |orinoco| was twaddling turnips,
the salad shooter got into the punchbowl.
It should now be considered loaded and extremely dangerous.
DANGER! DANGER!
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orinoco
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response 15 of 28:
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Jan 2 16:33 UTC 1998 |
not me, but my evil twin |orinoco|? Heavens!
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i
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response 16 of 28:
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Jan 3 01:06 UTC 1998 |
Okay, so i don't know how to do the small caps font on grex. Pesty
nit-picker. It'll serve your right if that loaded salad shooter
plugs you with a couple baby carrots.
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orinoco
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response 17 of 28:
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Jan 4 04:56 UTC 1998 |
<ow!> <ooh!> <ouch!>
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lee
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response 18 of 28:
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Jan 6 21:51 UTC 1998 |
Do I want to know?
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diznave
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response 19 of 28:
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Jan 7 15:56 UTC 1998 |
yes, you do...and so do the rest of us, dan....so tell us...and stop
slouching!....and cut that hair!!...why can't you be like <sob> BILLY!!.....
he was such a good kid <sniff>... and he'd be alive today if it weren't for
those pesky kids!!
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orinoco
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response 20 of 28:
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Jan 13 04:12 UTC 1998 |
It was just my reaction to those high-speed baby carrots. Get your collective
symbiotic intelligence out of the gutter!
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i
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response 21 of 28:
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Jan 14 05:03 UTC 1998 |
Sounds like you had a top-quality Kevlar carrot-proof vest on to get off
so easy. Care to share the brand with us just in case....?
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jaklumen
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response 22 of 28:
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May 27 07:43 UTC 2002 |
*munch, crunch, crunch*
I am the monster that shall eat Ann Arbor.
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gelinas
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response 23 of 28:
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Dec 20 01:27 UTC 2002 |
Put *that* in your salad shooter.
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jaklumen
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response 24 of 28:
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Dec 20 08:14 UTC 2002 |
Salad shooters are for wussies.
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