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popcorn
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Mary Poppins Meets Elmer
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Apr 1 03:26 UTC 1992 |
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bad
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response 1 of 142:
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Apr 1 04:14 UTC 1992 |
Now that is interesting.
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carl
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response 2 of 142:
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Feb 18 21:56 UTC 1993 |
Ah, the soul of a starry night.
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drea
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response 3 of 142:
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Jun 14 17:02 UTC 1993 |
"Why yes, I have seen Elmer. He was at the glue factory, with
Mr. Ed. Isn't Mr. Ed your horse?"
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embu
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response 4 of 142:
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Jun 14 18:01 UTC 1993 |
"no, of course not," replied Lady Godiva with a faint look of surprise,
"Elmer is."
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drea
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response 5 of 142:
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Jun 15 19:38 UTC 1993 |
"I wonder what Elmer would be doing at the glue factory. Perhaps
it is a plot by the Radical Glue Insurrectionists to seize
mucilage again," replied Mary Poppins. At that moment, Buford
P. Bohard strode up.
"Good morning, ladies."
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vidar
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response 6 of 142:
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Sep 27 22:33 UTC 1993 |
He didn't notice the guy with the glave-guisarm and walked right into,
fortunatly, the blunt end. The warrior didn't notice.
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aahz
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response 7 of 142:
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Sep 28 01:08 UTC 1993 |
Just then.....Mary Poppins has an unsinkable urge to get drunk she jestures
toward the nearest pub, and........
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vidar
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response 8 of 142:
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Sep 28 01:41 UTC 1993 |
Sees the chipindale jump through through the pub window sans clothing. The
nudeman runs across town yelling "The nasties are comming, The nasties are
comming."He then falls down a deep well and...
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aahz
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response 9 of 142:
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Oct 4 22:00 UTC 1993 |
Mary buys that man a miller. But, all is not well, for......
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vidar
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response 10 of 142:
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Oct 5 01:45 UTC 1993 |
a Minuteman emerges with a Laser rifle, he aims it at Mary and...
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vidar
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response 11 of 142:
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Jan 28 23:17 UTC 1994 |
falls flat on his ass setting off the rifle and blowing himself into
10 million little pieces. Mary enters the pub through the door and orders
a 32oz. of Aquaveit. The bartender looks at her and attempts to feel
her hot sexy breasts, but...
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odie
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response 12 of 142:
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Jan 29 15:33 UTC 1994 |
She pulls off her mask revealing her true alien self, and begins to devour
Mary.
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vidar
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response 13 of 142:
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Jan 29 21:13 UTC 1994 |
Right then Arnold Schwartzanager enters buck naked and demands the bartender's
clothes.
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skeez
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response 14 of 142:
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Jan 30 15:20 UTC 1994 |
He tries ta stick 'im with his little piece and ends up stuck to the pool-table
with a broken arm, and a knife lodged in ta his shoulder.
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ziggy
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response 15 of 142:
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Jan 30 23:16 UTC 1994 |
Okay, good skeez.
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vidar
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response 16 of 142:
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Jan 31 00:20 UTC 1994 |
And then the sky becomes a dark cyan...
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odie
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response 17 of 142:
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Feb 3 00:56 UTC 1994 |
CHICKEN!
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vidar
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response 18 of 142:
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Feb 3 01:11 UTC 1994 |
No, It becomes a dark cyan and then...
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kami
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response 19 of 142:
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Feb 3 06:06 UTC 1994 |
the room becomes a spinning vortex. Sucking in the pub, the street, indeed
perhaps everything, it soon has reality turned inside out. Mary, Arnold,
the bartender and Buford are now thoroughly mixed up. Not knowing whose mouth
to open, Mary says...
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remmers
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response 20 of 142:
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Feb 3 12:33 UTC 1994 |
..."Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious!"
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kami
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response 21 of 142:
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Feb 3 17:52 UTC 1994 |
and it all cracks up. When they again become aware of their surroundings, the
foursome discover themselves to be comfortably seated at a table on the ceiling
A florid, portly gentleman joins them, laughing, and says;
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vidar
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response 22 of 142:
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Feb 3 21:21 UTC 1994 |
"It's a bloody beautiful day in the neighborhood,
a bloody day in the neighborhood...
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kami
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response 23 of 142:
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Feb 5 05:18 UTC 1994 |
"Can you say, 'eviscerate'? I knew you could."
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vidar
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response 24 of 142:
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Feb 5 15:13 UTC 1994 |
At that moment it begins to rain blood from the ground to the sky.
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