| Grex > Enigma > #63: The Scum of the Earth Revealed |
| The Scum of the Earth Revealed | 
Apr 1 01:26 UTC 1992 |
I have it on good authority that Mary Poppins is the scum of the earth.
| response 1 of 16: |
Apr 1 02:12 UTC 1992 |
<gasp> How did you find *that* out?
| response 2 of 16: |
Apr 1 02:21 UTC 1992 |
<danr can't stop laughing>
| response 3 of 16: |
Apr 1 03:15 UTC 1992 |
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| response 4 of 16: |
Apr 1 03:22 UTC 1992 |
More straight skinny: Mary Poppins doesn't wear undies. Film at 11.
| response 5 of 16: |
Apr 1 03:35 UTC 1992 |
(but she does wear aerodynamically designed bloomers)
| response 6 of 16: |
Apr 1 13:13 UTC 1992 |
Must I limited to the earth? I aspire to be the scum of the universe. As to my undies, well... Do you really want to know?
| response 7 of 16: |
Apr 12 08:34 UTC 1992 |
I must admit that I did a similar thing on wetware.
| response 8 of 16: |
Feb 18 21:55 UTC 1993 |
Ah, the soul of a secret spy.
| response 9 of 16: |
Mar 24 09:58 UTC 1994 |
Carl, it's just a phase. You'll get over it. Really! Trust me! Would I mislead you? One more soul comment like that and I'll just have to lock you in your room until the sun and the moon bear children across the sky.
| response 10 of 16: |
Mar 24 12:07 UTC 1994 |
<carl sits in his room, waiting for it to rain cubs>
| response 11 of 16: |
Jan 18 17:10 UTC 1995 |
Is that why is is so dark the other 290 days. I just thought the dung beetle made a wrong turn for a long time.
| response 12 of 16: |
Oct 13 02:44 UTC 1995 |
Mary Poppins is a booger head!
| response 13 of 16: |
Jan 23 16:57 UTC 1999 |
No, Mary Poppins is one of the diabolical Zxilamini, sent to Earth to kidnap our children and replace them with more evil alien agents, while our helpless sons and daughters are shipped back to Zxilamin IV to grace the dining tables of their infernal Overlords!
| response 14 of 16: |
Jan 29 01:55 UTC 1999 |
Again?
| response 15 of 16: |
May 27 07:29 UTC 2002 |
"Practically pahfect in evverry way." Yeah, perfect enough to be mah ho. Those johnnies love them women with no undies. Infernal Overlords? Bullshit. Bring 'em on. I am the monster that shall eat Ann Arbor, and the diabolical Zxilamini with infernal Overlord dessert.
| response 16 of 16: |
Jan 11 16:38 UTC 2004 |
Bastards.