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Grex > Enigma > #50: The Ladies Oblivious to the Scratching of My Nails |  |
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remmers
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The Ladies Oblivious to the Scratching of My Nails
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Mar 23 04:37 UTC 1992 |
can you play the role as well as i?
can you sip your tepid tea and smile
at the ladies, the tedious bitches who
chatter on about their gardens and
their sons and daughters away at school?
"would you care for some more tea?"
oh, i am so polite, such a hypocrite.
i cannot stand these pretentious hags.
i scrape my nails on the window pane,
hoping they will hear and wince.
they do not, of course, so focused
they are on their petty concerns.
the clouds roll rapidly in, the sky
darkens, and then the deluge. the
storm came up so quickly! we gather
up our things and hasten indoors.
"i must leave you now, my fine ladies."
in my car i speed to the center of town,
the rain pouring down in sheets. better
the company of bookmakers and whores
than those pompous painted hypocrites.
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suzie
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response 1 of 47:
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Jun 27 18:16 UTC 1992 |
I am glad someone has a clue.
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carl
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response 2 of 47:
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Feb 18 11:13 UTC 1993 |
Ah, the soul of, um, somewhat wry.
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chris
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response 3 of 47:
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Apr 26 06:21 UTC 1993 |
love it dude!!!
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orinoco
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response 4 of 47:
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Mar 14 21:10 UTC 1994 |
o
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kami
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response 5 of 47:
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Mar 14 23:42 UTC 1994 |
you wrote that? shades of w. sommerset maughm or someone...
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vidar
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response 6 of 47:
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Mar 15 01:41 UTC 1994 |
Hmm, again an item which I never responded to as a newres item.
This is getting very annoying!
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vishnu
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response 7 of 47:
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Mar 15 12:18 UTC 1994 |
Hey, that's good....
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vidar
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response 8 of 47:
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Mar 27 00:21 UTC 1994 |
Shut up, unless you want me to whoop your ass.
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ziggy
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response 9 of 47:
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Mar 27 22:04 UTC 1994 |
I don't know if that would hurt seeing as how I have no idea what whooping is.
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vidar
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response 10 of 47:
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Mar 28 01:14 UTC 1994 |
Any number of painful things: spanking, whipping, kicking, punching, slashing
, stabbing, etc.
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ziggy
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response 11 of 47:
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Apr 4 16:13 UTC 1994 |
nice of you.
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orinoco
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response 12 of 47:
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Apr 9 21:06 UTC 1994 |
Oh yeah, well :135025457275904378):
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cain
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response 13 of 47:
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Apr 12 02:06 UTC 1994 |
O yeah well, 101 1001 0010 0101 1101 1011 1101010 100110010!
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orinoco
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response 14 of 47:
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Apr 19 22:33 UTC 1994 |
O yeah, well 19283746501928374650192837461083461834618463946328463218463218!
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vidar
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response 15 of 47:
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Apr 20 01:24 UTC 1994 |
Binary only!
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orinoco
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response 16 of 47:
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May 2 19:44 UTC 1994 |
Fine, then,
01001100010101010101010101001010100101010101011001010111010101010100010101011100
00011010!
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fuz
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response 17 of 47:
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May 24 20:28 UTC 1994 |
um, ah, well... XLII.
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vidar
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response 18 of 47:
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May 24 21:12 UTC 1994 |
Nice one, Leatherhead!
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orinoco
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response 19 of 47:
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May 25 00:06 UTC 1994 |
hi, fuz
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fuz
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response 20 of 47:
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May 28 21:57 UTC 1994 |
hi. who are you.
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vidar
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response 21 of 47:
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May 29 03:12 UTC 1994 |
Punctuation is important to most of us.
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kami
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response 22 of 47:
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Jun 1 05:56 UTC 1994 |
not! Some of us are more interested in the content of a statement
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carl
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response 23 of 47:
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Jun 1 14:53 UTC 1994 |
or in the constant of a sentiment.
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orinoco
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response 24 of 47:
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Jun 7 22:59 UTC 1994 |
Im orinoco says me and punctuation is of no use to me says me again
o well ill just go and shave a llama wont i now says somebody else
masquerading as me o well bye now bye this is orinoco signing off
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