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remmers
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My Fear
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Aug 24 13:48 UTC 2009 |
My fear is that each blade of grass out there on the lawn is a
space alien and that one of these nights all of these aliens will
rise up and conquer us all.
The upside: No more federal, state, and local taxes.
What is your fear? What is its upside?
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slynne
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response 1 of 16:
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Aug 24 15:18 UTC 2009 |
Well, I am not afraid of the lawn. I figure that the lawn will remember
all those times I didnt mow it and make me it's Queen.
I am afraid that the world's mice will take over and kill all of the
cats in the world.
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remmers
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response 2 of 16:
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Aug 24 17:34 UTC 2009 |
That's a reasonable fear. But what is the upside? There must be one.
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slynne
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response 3 of 16:
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Aug 24 18:01 UTC 2009 |
resp:2 There is only an upside if you are a mouse or like mice more than
you like cats.
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remmers
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response 4 of 16:
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Aug 24 19:41 UTC 2009 |
Nonsense. An obvious upside: All the money saved on cat food
and litter.
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slynne
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response 5 of 16:
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Aug 24 19:44 UTC 2009 |
Right. And the cat overcrowding problem at the Humane Society will be
solved once and for all.
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remmers
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response 6 of 16:
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Aug 24 23:48 UTC 2009 |
There ya go!
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tod
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response 7 of 16:
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Sep 2 23:59 UTC 2009 |
Mice don't purr though
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remmers
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response 8 of 16:
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Sep 9 14:32 UTC 2009 |
Mice do indeed purr, but at a pitch outside the range of human hearing.
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slynne
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response 9 of 16:
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Sep 9 16:09 UTC 2009 |
All I know is that mice suck and Little Bunny Foo Foo is my freaking
*hero*!
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remmers
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response 10 of 16:
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Sep 10 16:27 UTC 2009 |
I have a new fear.
I fear that the next time I download software over the internet,
the programmer who wrote it will be downloaded as well, and then
I will be responsible for feeding him or her.
The upside is that I will have someone to do software development
for me.
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remmers
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response 11 of 16:
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Sep 12 14:08 UTC 2009 |
I have yet another new fear.
I fear that no one will read this item and it will be as if I
were speaking into an empty hollow chamber, my voice echoing
back to my ears alone.
The upside is that I will devote less time to this item and
thus will have more time to read the complete novels of
William Dean Howells.
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rcurl
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response 12 of 16:
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Sep 12 19:27 UTC 2009 |
Have no fear.
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slynne
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response 13 of 16:
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Sep 14 14:25 UTC 2009 |
Yeah, it isnt like a fear of flying or anything. Ok, grex crashes
sometimes but the difference is that when grex crashes, no one dies.
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remmers
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response 14 of 16:
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Sep 15 12:42 UTC 2009 |
Each time Grex crashes, all the users die a little inside. But that
is grist for another mill.
I have a new fear.
I fear that velcro bedsheets and pajamas may become fashionable. This
would lead to various awkwardnesses.
The upside is that one is less likely to fall out of bed.
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madmike
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response 15 of 16:
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Sep 19 02:46 UTC 2009 |
I have a fear that one day I will try to login to Grex and will be redirected
to the Grex MySpace page.
The upside would be I could quit trying to find the time to login to Grex.
;-)
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slynne
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response 16 of 16:
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Sep 19 15:02 UTC 2009 |
I like facebook better too
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