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remmers
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Unfulfilled Ambitions Item
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Mar 7 19:37 UTC 2003 |
This is the item where we list our unfulfilled ambitions.
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remmers
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response 1 of 21:
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Mar 7 19:38 UTC 2003 |
It is my ambition, as yet unfulfilled, to play the title role in a
dinner theater production of "The Incredible Shrinking Man".
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remmers
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response 2 of 21:
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Mar 9 15:00 UTC 2003 |
Hey, nobody's jumping in with their unfulfilled ambitions.
What's the matter with you guys?
Another of my unfulfilled ambitions is to collect enough dryer
lint to fully insulate my house.
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rcurl
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response 3 of 21:
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Mar 9 21:19 UTC 2003 |
Don't invite the Great White to perform there.....
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jaklumen
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response 4 of 21:
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Mar 10 01:17 UTC 2003 |
How illogical of you, Spock.
One of my unfulfilled ambitions is to own 4 million shares in Hostess
desserts so I can have lots of Ho-Hos.
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amethyst
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response 5 of 21:
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Mar 12 00:25 UTC 2003 |
It is my unfulfilled ambition to have my entire house clean all at once. How
pedestrian :).
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gelinas
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response 6 of 21:
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Mar 17 06:21 UTC 2003 |
I still have no ambitions. :(
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xi
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response 7 of 21:
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Apr 30 18:39 UTC 2003 |
get free of the little everyday worries
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xi
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response 8 of 21:
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Jun 28 15:46 UTC 2003 |
wow i have no recollection of writing this
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pvn
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response 9 of 21:
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Aug 12 05:38 UTC 2003 |
Before I die I hope to vote for a presidential candidate - instead of
against all others. (Alzheimers will probably help me actually achieve
that.)
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jaklumen
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response 10 of 21:
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Aug 12 21:59 UTC 2003 |
I wanna move uptown, baby, uptown.
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other
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response 11 of 21:
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Sep 25 02:45 UTC 2003 |
I want to tour Europe by motorcycle.
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rcurl
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response 12 of 21:
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Sep 25 06:01 UTC 2003 |
First desire here that I've had - and I did. I hope you do it.
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remmers
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response 13 of 21:
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Sep 25 13:22 UTC 2003 |
My latest ambition: To be cast as an extra in the next remake of
"Ben Hur".
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mary
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response 14 of 21:
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Sep 25 14:35 UTC 2003 |
See, this is what happens when you give someone an easy-off
subligaculum, a Nerf gladius, and an edible iaculum.
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orinoco
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response 15 of 21:
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Sep 25 22:19 UTC 2003 |
You know, it's not every day you run across someone who says things like
'edible iaculum' and means it...
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snowth
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response 16 of 21:
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Nov 2 15:54 UTC 2003 |
I'd like to be a weather balloon. Or a 96 box of crayola crayons. I'm thinking
these ambitions may ggo unfufilled.
I have ambitions of being a puppetter, but being as the age of puppets is
dying in favor of badly done computer animation, there is very little chance
that I shall fufill that goal either.
(This item is depressing. Marston Snord, you bring the masses down with
sorrows of unrequited dreams. Shame on you.)
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remmers
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response 17 of 21:
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Nov 3 16:23 UTC 2003 |
It is my unfulfilled ambitition to invent a medication that will
cause people to think that they have achieved their unfulfilled
ambitions.
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rcurl
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response 18 of 21:
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Nov 3 20:38 UTC 2003 |
You will reamin unfulfilled since it has already been invented. It is
called booze, and if you try it you will think you are fullfilled.
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remmers
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response 19 of 21:
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Nov 4 12:07 UTC 2003 |
Booze is unreliable for this purpose and has undesirable side effects.
No, the drug I seek has not yet been invented.
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slynne
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response 20 of 21:
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Nov 4 15:46 UTC 2003 |
What about a drug that reduces your ambition so much that all your
ambitions are fulfilled. That drug has been invented. It is called
marijuana ;)
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twenex
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response 21 of 21:
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Nov 20 01:44 UTC 2003 |
My unfulfilled ambition is to fill AT LEAST ONE of my
(meaningful) ambitions.
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