Political Oration in an Election Year

Feb 17 16:57 UTC 2000

    when the moon hit your like a big i don't know pizza pie maybe
    then will your true love be so conceived and so dedicated that
    it really doesn't matter if you eat a peach or wear the bottoms
    of your trousers rolled and while i'm on a roll let me say that
    you say tomato and i say tomahto and as if that weren't enough
    there are mysterious rays from outer space impinging upon my
    garden and turning the carrots rotten as they sit in the
    ground.

    however

    i believe that the solution to this and other problems that
    plague mankind is to be found in the simple acceptance of
    beliefs that were once heard in the halls of congress but no
    more no no nevermore quoth the reagan and that fixed things
    for sure put us all in a pretty fix yes indeedy dooty they
    did their duty and marched to the tune of a ditzy drummer
    but of course that wasn't cheap god knows it cost an arm and
    a leg and even a bit more ha ha

    in conclusion

    i know you don't care diddley what grover cleveland or even
    grover the martian who hides in my garage has to say about
    this but at least maybe just maybe you'll stand tall and
    be proud and say with one mighty voice let's hear it for the
    man who sat in the doorway counting horses as they galloped
    past on their way to the inevitable glue factory in the sky
    and came to the conclusion that he'd seen just as many as
    had been seen by him

response 2 of 3:

Mar 6 22:13 UTC 2000

As it should be.  Nothing worse than those external kidney stones.....