Grex Enigma Conference Item 341

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Enigmatic Hot Tip

Nov 15 15:49 UTC 1998

For a good time, go to item:200

4 responses total.

response 1 of 4:

Feb 4 01:40 UTC 1999

*THINK SENSUAL*

*WET*

*HELPLESS*

*FIRM, yet...*

*SOFT*

*A BIT SALTY*

*A BIT SPICY*

*YOU ARE*

*EATING*

*HOT*

*QUIVERING*

*TOFU*

e4808mc

response 2 of 4:

Feb 6 18:41 UTC 1999

Aw, I'm gonna cry. that poor little tofu quivering as you chew.

alfee

response 3 of 4:

Mar 27 02:05 UTC 1999

I think it's barbaric to sell the poor tofu with sex. It's so madison ave.

response 4 of 4:

Mar 30 01:28 UTC 1999

Soy to the World(tm) Health Foods, Inc. would like to announce it's 
new "Lucky Tofu" sweepstakes!  Did you know that tofu is a great source
of iron?  It is!  And eating Soy to the World(tm) tofu has so many other
health benefits that you should feel lucky to eat it!  If you want to
be even luckier, start buying and eating more Soy to the World(tm) tofu
today!  We've hidden special all-natural hand-made lucky horseshoes inside
randomly selected packages of Soy to the World(tm) tofu - find one and you
will be a Grand Prize Winner in our "Lucky Tofu" sweepstakes!  Grand Prize
winners will receive all the Soy to the World(tm) tofu that they and their
families* can eat* for the next 125* years!!!  Yes, that's right - ONE
HUNDRED and TWENTY-FIVE* years!  Eating all that Soy to the World(tm) tofu
will* make our grand prize winners healthy indeed, and we wouldn't want 
them to have to cut back just when they need it most!  So head out right
now to your favorite health food store and start buying all the Soy to the
World(tm) tofu you can convince them to sell you.....

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