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remmers
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Nothing Personal
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Jun 12 00:29 UTC 1998 |
You are a wonderful, beautiful person,
But you write like a moron.
No offense.
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i
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response 1 of 36:
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Jun 12 01:20 UTC 1998 |
Thanks, but i suggest that you get new glasses in the very near future.
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alfee
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response 2 of 36:
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Jun 12 02:00 UTC 1998 |
How exactly does a moron write? I'd like an example, please.
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snowth
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response 3 of 36:
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Jun 12 03:10 UTC 1998 |
Who said we are wonderful, beautiful people?
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remmers
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response 4 of 36:
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Jun 12 13:06 UTC 1998 |
So many questions, so few answers. Please try to be
more specific.
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rcurl
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response 5 of 36:
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Jun 12 17:15 UTC 1998 |
There is a good example of how a moron writes in #0.
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orinoco
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response 6 of 36:
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Jun 13 21:51 UTC 1998 |
So one can tell morons by their
indented lines?
Does the previous paragraph make me truely moronic, or merely half-assed?
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iggy
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response 7 of 36:
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Jun 17 01:21 UTC 1998 |
alright!!!!!!!!1
an item dedicated to me!
thanks, john
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alfee
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response 8 of 36:
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Jun 17 01:29 UTC 1998 |
Are you responsible for this?
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i
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response 9 of 36:
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Jun 17 03:22 UTC 1998 |
This is enigma. Responsibility is contrary to conference policy.
Troublemakers are force-fed tofuburgers fried in Olestra until they
reform and beg forgiveness.
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orinoco
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response 10 of 36:
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Jun 17 12:43 UTC 1998 |
I am irresponsible for this.
Sometimes I am just plain irresponsible.
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snowth
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response 11 of 36:
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Jun 17 22:12 UTC 1998 |
You could say that again. but you don't have to. I wouldn't mind if you
didn't. In fact, it may be preferable. But you could.
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iggy
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response 12 of 36:
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Jun 17 23:37 UTC 1998 |
"my cat's breath smells like cat food"
------ralph wiggam
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remmers
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response 13 of 36:
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Jun 18 02:50 UTC 1998 |
Is that *THE* Ralph Wiggam?
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iggy
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response 14 of 36:
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Jun 18 15:42 UTC 1998 |
animatedly so
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remmers
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response 15 of 36:
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Jun 18 18:09 UTC 1998 |
<remmers wonders who Ralph Wiggam is>
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orinoco
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response 16 of 36:
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Jun 19 02:32 UTC 1998 |
And how does he know iggy's cat?
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iggy
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response 17 of 36:
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Jun 19 03:09 UTC 1998 |
ralph wiggam is a character on the simpsons. his dad is
the police chief.
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remmers
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response 18 of 36:
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Jun 19 10:10 UTC 1998 |
Ah, of course.
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snowth
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response 19 of 36:
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Jun 19 18:58 UTC 1998 |
Why, that just makes everything infinately better. Thank you.
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orinoco
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response 20 of 36:
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Jul 6 16:23 UTC 1998 |
What sort of world are we living in, when police chiefs' sons have more free
licence to comment on their cats' breath than the rest of us law-abiding
citizens?
And is it 'chiefs' or 'chieves'?
Chives, anyone? Or maybe a coffee milkshake?
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i
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response 21 of 36:
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Jul 7 03:34 UTC 1998 |
Soft tofu and chocolate Ovaltine, creamed in a blender with raw eggs and
orange liquour. A nutritionally complete and balanced breakfast that
you can make in literally 2 minutes, then eat in 1 more with a beer bong.
Start your day the Grand Marnier way!
Are police chiefs' sons respected more than fire chefs' daughters, or less
than mimes lip syncing naked on the high wire?
Is a mime ever really naked if he doesn't skimp with the make-up? Does a
tree fall silently in the woods if there's only a mime there to hear? How
do mimes pronounce the word "mime"?
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snowth
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response 22 of 36:
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Jul 7 18:30 UTC 1998 |
Less.
Yes. Yes. "mime."
Any more questions?
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orinoco
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response 23 of 36:
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Jul 7 23:08 UTC 1998 |
Only they say it very quietly. So as not to cause avalanches.
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remmers
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response 24 of 36:
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Jul 8 02:35 UTC 1998 |
Trumpet player: Where's my mute?
Wiseacre: You mean that silent guy who was wandering around?
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