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remmers
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Woke Up in the Morning
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Dec 6 02:05 UTC 1997 |
Woke up in the morning -
Something seemed so wrong -
The radio was playing
An unexpected song.
Looked down at my fingers -
On each hand should be five -
But four was all I counted -
Could I still be alive?
Perhaps I'd died and traveled
To some distorted sphere -
Or could it that be that Oddness
Had come from There to Here?
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| 16 responses total. |
i
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response 1 of 16:
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Dec 6 20:05 UTC 1997 |
Oddness? Four fingers is an *even* number.
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snowth
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response 2 of 16:
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Dec 7 18:15 UTC 1997 |
Ok, everybody, time to start throwing oranges!
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orinoco
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response 3 of 16:
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Dec 14 18:56 UTC 1997 |
I can't...the missing thumb makes 'em spin funny, and I can't hit my target.
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lee
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response 4 of 16:
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Dec 15 21:55 UTC 1997 |
did your arrows end up in the baseball field too?
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snowth
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response 5 of 16:
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Dec 16 04:04 UTC 1997 |
No, normally they stayed in the counceler's head until we took her to the
infirmary.
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orinoco
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response 6 of 16:
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Dec 16 22:54 UTC 1997 |
Only I had trouble steering too, so we took her to the Wendy's drive-thru.
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snowth
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response 7 of 16:
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Dec 21 08:35 UTC 1997 |
she normally ordered a frosty and a Jr. Bacon Cheseburger.
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orinoco
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response 8 of 16:
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Dec 24 20:48 UTC 1997 |
But the Cheeseburger's parents sued for custody and won.
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snowth
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response 9 of 16:
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Dec 25 00:55 UTC 1997 |
Only in the local court. The state court ruled agains the parents.
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lee
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response 10 of 16:
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Dec 27 23:19 UTC 1997 |
What about the federal courts?
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snowth
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response 11 of 16:
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Dec 28 07:20 UTC 1997 |
They've yet to make a ruling on this issue
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lee
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response 12 of 16:
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Dec 29 01:41 UTC 1997 |
The jury is still out or the lawyers still arguing?
(This could take a few milenium)
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snowth
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response 13 of 16:
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Dec 29 21:19 UTC 1997 |
Both. Jury fell asleep last week, and the lawyers didn't want to stop for
recess.
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lee
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response 14 of 16:
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Dec 30 21:29 UTC 1997 |
oh dear they fell asleep? such excitement in the courtroom
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jaklumen
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response 15 of 16:
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Jun 4 06:26 UTC 2002 |
"Order in the court! Order in the court!"
"I'll have a Frosty and Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger.."
"Oh no, not that again."
"I think I'm having a Big Mac Attack."
"No, you all are having a Great White Mack Attack! Hahahaha!!"
"AIIEEEEEeeeeeeee..."
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gelinas
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response 16 of 16:
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Dec 3 04:55 UTC 2002 |
But we all have but eight fingers, so the even number is not odd.
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