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remmers
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When You Least Expect It
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Nov 26 04:14 UTC 1997 |
When you least expect it, it will come,
As you're watching football on the tube
Or grabbing a quick snack from the fridge
Or studying for next week's hour exam.
As you turn the corner in the hall
Or reach the midpoint of the basement stairs
Or take a book to read from off the shelf
It will come then, when you least expect.
Will you see it first, or hear, or feel,
Or taste, or smell? What will be the first
Sense to be aware that it has come, to
Know the doom of all is here at last?
You know not, so to present needs attend;
Knowing will not matter, in the end.
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| 22 responses total. |
orinoco
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response 1 of 22:
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Nov 28 18:11 UTC 1997 |
A very nice poem. A very nice poem indeeeeeAAAIIGH! <thump>
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i
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response 2 of 22:
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Nov 30 15:19 UTC 1997 |
The Snord's poem is really about people being "ambushed" by a couple
panksters from Atlantis using kiwi cream pies and a fancy teleporter.
Obviously you don't get it at all.
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snowth
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response 3 of 22:
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Nov 30 19:11 UTC 1997 |
I can teleport.
Ops. I shouldn't of told you. Never mind then.
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lee
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response 4 of 22:
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Dec 3 00:10 UTC 1997 |
kiwi cream pies? recipes?
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i
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response 5 of 22:
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Dec 3 03:53 UTC 1997 |
No, they are just....Sara Lee's.
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lee
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response 6 of 22:
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Dec 6 00:41 UTC 1997 |
no relation i swear
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orinoco
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response 7 of 22:
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Dec 14 18:55 UTC 1997 |
You can teleport? Why didn't you inform me of that?
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lee
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response 8 of 22:
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Dec 15 21:55 UTC 1997 |
darn it where is that gate? i thought i left it here
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snowth
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response 9 of 22:
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Dec 16 04:03 UTC 1997 |
The gate is in the lab, dear. And it's no longer called teleporting. It's
jaunting.
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orinoco
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response 10 of 22:
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Dec 16 22:54 UTC 1997 |
Ooh, do teach me!
<quoth the mysterious voice of the narrator, 'gnid'>
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snowth
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response 11 of 22:
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Dec 21 08:34 UTC 1997 |
You'll have to ask TIM about that.
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lee
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response 12 of 22:
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Dec 27 23:20 UTC 1997 |
Tim who?
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snowth
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response 13 of 22:
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Dec 28 07:19 UTC 1997 |
"You'll find Tim, most days, in the TP Lab."
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lee
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response 14 of 22:
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Dec 29 01:41 UTC 1997 |
or is that TVP?
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snowth
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response 15 of 22:
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Dec 29 21:18 UTC 1997 |
No, decidedly the TP lab. He might possibly be in the spaceship now, but I
think he's still in the TP lab. You'll have to ask an original series member..
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i
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response 16 of 22:
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Dec 30 00:17 UTC 1997 |
Is that related to the TVA, or TPE?
Or is the answer TBD?
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snowth
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response 17 of 22:
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Dec 30 15:46 UTC 1997 |
None of the above, few of the below.
Here's your clue for the day:
"The stones shall move, the stars shall shine, and a shadow long shall fall
upon the earth"
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lee
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response 18 of 22:
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Dec 30 21:28 UTC 1997 |
don't forget to account for daylight savings time when you look for shadows
a la galaxy gang
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orinoco
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response 19 of 22:
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Dec 31 03:32 UTC 1997 |
What about night-light savings time? You could save hundreds in elecricity
bills alone!
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lee
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response 20 of 22:
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Jan 6 21:53 UTC 1998 |
the great black out
ahh the memories
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jaklumen
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response 21 of 22:
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Jun 4 06:22 UTC 2002 |
No, The Great White Mack.
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gelinas
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response 22 of 22:
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Dec 3 04:53 UTC 2002 |
I taught Gully to jaunt; I'm sure I could teach myself.
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