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Grex > Enigma > #311: Late Breaking Entertainment News | |
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remmers
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Late Breaking Entertainment News
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Oct 29 04:09 UTC 1997 |
The first X Files of the season will be broadcast
LIVE and ON LOCATION!
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i
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response 1 of 12:
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Nov 2 15:00 UTC 1997 |
The So-Called Artist Formerly Known As Prince admitted today that he's
actually one Liz Taylor's seven secret love children!
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lee
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response 2 of 12:
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Nov 7 04:58 UTC 1997 |
I heard this joke the other day:
Sticker found on Liz Taylor's car.
Honk if we've ever been married.
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orinoco
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response 3 of 12:
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Nov 8 04:00 UTC 1997 |
No, not that I'm aware of.
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lee
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response 4 of 12:
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Nov 9 03:28 UTC 1997 |
being unawared that you were married could be difficult to explain
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i
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response 5 of 12:
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Nov 15 18:32 UTC 1997 |
You say we're WHAT? Oh, natural mistake. I'm just one of his clones.
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lee
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response 6 of 12:
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Nov 19 01:53 UTC 1997 |
clone, clone of my own...
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i
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response 7 of 12:
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Nov 19 04:05 UTC 1997 |
Where my genes and my chromosomes roam.
And never is seen a mutated base pair,
and we all live in the same home.
[to the tune of "Home, Home on the Range"]
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orinoco
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response 8 of 12:
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Nov 19 20:01 UTC 1997 |
Oh give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With the the Y chromosome changed to X,
And when it is grown
This clone of my own
Will be of the opposite sex.
Clone, clone of my own
With the Y chromosome changed to X!
Oh, when I'm alone
With this clone of my own
We will both think of nothing but sex!
[Repeat Chorus]
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jaklumen
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response 9 of 12:
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Jun 4 06:02 UTC 2002 |
"..looking for sex.."
"cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough/Monster Mack!"
WHACK!
The Big Pimp is back
And he's looking for big bad booty, Jack
He'll plunder and tear asunder
and eat you up like that
Can Ann Arbor survive
and stay alive
from the vicious attack
of The Great White Mack?
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gelinas
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response 10 of 12:
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Dec 3 04:45 UTC 2002 |
If it weren't illegal, we should make that obscene clone fall.
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jaklumen
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response 11 of 12:
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Dec 13 10:31 UTC 2002 |
what clone?
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gelinas
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response 12 of 12:
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Dec 14 05:20 UTC 2002 |
The obscene one, of course.
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