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remmers
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Humane Item
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Aug 10 02:42 UTC 1997 |
I thought I was unfortunate because I had no answers,
until I met a man who had no clue.
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orinoco
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response 1 of 28:
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Aug 10 22:47 UTC 1997 |
Now you just need someone to unask you a question.
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sekari
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response 2 of 28:
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Aug 14 05:44 UTC 1997 |
that's easy
just tell them the answer beforehand
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lee
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response 3 of 28:
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Sep 12 03:15 UTC 1997 |
jeopardy?
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orinoco
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response 4 of 28:
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Sep 12 22:17 UTC 1997 |
Fair enough. The answer is:
3 Cheese Danishes.
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lee
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response 5 of 28:
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Sep 12 22:48 UTC 1997 |
Only 3?
What about apple danishes?
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orinoco
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response 6 of 28:
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Sep 13 14:26 UTC 1997 |
Wrong, and wrong.
The correct question is,
"What is the second line of response number four"
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lee
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response 7 of 28:
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Sep 13 22:00 UTC 1997 |
<lee screams and runs in terror, remembering notebook quizzes>
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i
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response 8 of 28:
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Sep 28 00:27 UTC 1997 |
The dark power awakens. Frightened travellers hint that a Final Exam may
be roaming the land, and the noonday sun seems dimmer.
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orinoco
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response 9 of 28:
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Sep 28 20:22 UTC 1997 |
The horror...the horror...
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i
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response 10 of 28:
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Oct 8 00:22 UTC 1997 |
In the following question, x is equal to the number of letters in your name
spelled backwards, y is is equal to the length of a ruler, and z is equal
to the number of math tests you've cheated on this year.
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remmers
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response 11 of 28:
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Oct 8 20:18 UTC 1997 |
The Following Question:
(a) Compute x + y.
(b) Compute 2x + 2y + 3z.
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lee
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response 12 of 28:
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Oct 11 04:27 UTC 1997 |
2*(a) + 3z = (b)
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i
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response 13 of 28:
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Oct 19 00:48 UTC 1997 |
Tubey, or not tubey?
A tuba is tubey,
a xylephone ain't.
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lee
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response 14 of 28:
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Oct 19 02:51 UTC 1997 |
what about trumpets?
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remmers
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response 15 of 28:
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Oct 19 12:23 UTC 1997 |
You are all flunking the Preceding Test my failing to answer,
or mis-answering, the Following Question. You better do something
about that, and quickly!
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i
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response 16 of 28:
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Oct 24 00:38 UTC 1997 |
The Following Question: how many chocolate eclairs were lost when the
Titanic sank on her maiden voyage?
Answer quickly, lest we be as leaves in the wind before the wrath of the
Snord!
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orinoco
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response 17 of 28:
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Oct 26 16:27 UTC 1997 |
What exactly do leaves _do_ before the wrath of the Snord?
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lee
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response 18 of 28:
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Oct 27 18:42 UTC 1997 |
Turn strange colours?
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orinoco
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response 19 of 28:
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Oct 29 00:02 UTC 1997 |
A passable answer, indeed.
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lee
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response 20 of 28:
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Oct 29 00:08 UTC 1997 |
but is it plausible?
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i
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response 21 of 28:
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Oct 29 02:08 UTC 1997 |
Or better yet, pleasable.
[The leaves just blow & swirl around in the wind, waiting for the Snord's
wrath to arrive. They're usually pretty bored with the whole thing.]
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lee
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response 22 of 28:
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Oct 31 04:15 UTC 1997 |
...Cheyenne legend about Ho-e-ma-ha, the Winter Man who lives
in the far north.
As the days grow shorter, Ho-e-ma-ha
begins his journey south. Wherever his moccasins touch, the grass
withers and turns brown, the running streams are ice-locked and
stilled, and where he breathes, the leaves turn yellow and red.
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remmers
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response 23 of 28:
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Nov 1 12:20 UTC 1997 |
Should we notify the EPA about this dude?
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orinoco
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response 24 of 28:
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Nov 1 21:15 UTC 1997 |
Just sounds like a bad case of halitosis to me.
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