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snowth
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the best
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Aug 5 04:34 UTC 1997 |
Okay. What was the *best* thing before sliced bread?
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scott
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response 1 of 18:
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Aug 5 12:18 UTC 1997 |
Bread slicers?
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remmers
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response 2 of 18:
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Aug 5 13:58 UTC 1997 |
Bread.
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snowth
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response 3 of 18:
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Aug 6 03:30 UTC 1997 |
I was thinking more along the lines of breaded slice.
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orinoco
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response 4 of 18:
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Aug 9 02:56 UTC 1997 |
Foolish mortal.
We already answered this one.
It had something to do with illegal substances.
And buffalo.
Did you know that any number of repetitions of the word 'buffalo' form a
complete sentence.
When you live with a linguist for three weeks, you learn such things.
Also how to say the lord's prayer in micmac.
Extra Credit?: What is the difference between a duck?
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snowth
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response 5 of 18:
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Aug 11 01:21 UTC 1997 |
Only if it just applied for a job at briarwood. Or if it's squeeky.
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lee
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response 6 of 18:
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Sep 12 03:13 UTC 1997 |
duck tape?
as for the original question, unsliced bread?
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orinoco
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response 7 of 18:
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Sep 12 22:16 UTC 1997 |
Too unoriginal.
Remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.
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lee
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response 8 of 18:
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Sep 12 22:48 UTC 1997 |
(a friend told me that they told her that her freshman year of college... in
1951)
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orinoco
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response 9 of 18:
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Sep 13 14:25 UTC 1997 |
Actually, you're one in a million.
Which means they have three of you in China.
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i
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response 10 of 18:
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Oct 12 21:34 UTC 1997 |
Didn't unsliced bread and bread slicers come before sliced bread? (Kind of
like the chicken & the egg.)
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orinoco
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response 11 of 18:
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Oct 13 01:55 UTC 1997 |
Yes, only bread slicers don't hatch from unsliced bread.
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lee
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response 12 of 18:
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Oct 13 02:29 UTC 1997 |
Nor do they come in white shells.
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remmers
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response 13 of 18:
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Oct 13 09:41 UTC 1997 |
Well, so much for what my parents told me about where bread
slicers come from!
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orinoco
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response 14 of 18:
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Oct 13 22:12 UTC 1997 |
Yes, Virginia, there really isn't a bread knife fairy....
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lee
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response 15 of 18:
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Oct 16 03:05 UTC 1997 |
No bread fairy? What about a spaghetti fairy?
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i
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response 16 of 18:
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Oct 18 18:45 UTC 1997 |
Bagel fairy & spaghetti sprite.
Then there's the Butter Borg: "Prepare to be artereoscimilated!"
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orinoco
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response 17 of 18:
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Oct 19 20:11 UTC 1997 |
Quickly! Ready the oleomargarine plasma blasters!
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i
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response 18 of 18:
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Oct 24 00:34 UTC 1997 |
The Butter Borg's di-LDL armor is proof against any attack! It activates
a choco-cloaking device and prepares to sneak past the defenses!
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