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Grex > Enigma > #295: The Question is in your Hands. (Special Zen Edition) | |
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orinoco
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The Question is in your Hands. (Special Zen Edition)
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Jul 16 16:01 UTC 1997 |
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?
Does a woodchuck have buddha-nature?
What is the sound of a woodchuck upchucking?
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remmers
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response 1 of 15:
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Jul 16 22:43 UTC 1997 |
I wood answer those questions if I cood.
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orinoco
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response 2 of 15:
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Jul 17 16:09 UTC 1997 |
But, unfortunately, he caan't.
So he woon't
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lee
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response 3 of 15:
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Jul 20 00:46 UTC 1997 |
one chuck?
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snowth
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response 4 of 15:
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Jul 22 16:09 UTC 1997 |
One wood?
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snowth
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response 5 of 15:
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Jul 24 04:22 UTC 1997 |
If a woodchuck upchucks in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does
it still smell gross?
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i
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response 6 of 15:
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Nov 8 02:14 UTC 1997 |
Are we talking a cultured, dignified, "please address me as Sir Charles
if you would" kind of woodchuck, or the other sort?
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snowth
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response 7 of 15:
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Nov 8 03:56 UTC 1997 |
we are talking about an upchucking woodchuck. Make your own assuptions from
there.
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orinoco
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response 8 of 15:
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Nov 8 04:00 UTC 1997 |
I don't know, would you prefer upright woodchuck upchuck or not?
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i
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response 9 of 15:
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Nov 15 18:24 UTC 1997 |
Does it cost more than the horizontal variety, or only when it's above
freezing?
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lee
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response 10 of 15:
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Nov 19 01:50 UTC 1997 |
Yes.
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orinoco
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response 11 of 15:
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Nov 19 19:59 UTC 1997 |
I might be glad to hear someone being decicive around here
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lee
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response 12 of 15:
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Nov 22 00:47 UTC 1997 |
it's a tough job
but somebody's gotta do it
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orinoco
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response 13 of 15:
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Nov 23 22:37 UTC 1997 |
(Although it might not be)
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lee
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response 14 of 15:
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Nov 26 02:36 UTC 1997 |
buzz buzz buzz busy little bee
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diznave
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response 15 of 15:
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Jan 7 16:32 UTC 1998 |
if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood, then the amount of wood a woodchuck could
chuck would be zero, unless (s)he owned the appropriate power tools, and had
a source of electricity out there all alone on the great klondike.....(or so
it is rumored)
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