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Grex > Enigma > #290: Funny Jokes with a Topical Twist (Don't Forget to Laugh) | |
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remmers
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Funny Jokes with a Topical Twist (Don't Forget to Laugh)
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May 23 10:56 UTC 1997 |
Question: Why did the dinosaurs all disappear?
Answer: Because there was no Jurassic Ark!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
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lee
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response 1 of 28:
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May 23 22:45 UTC 1997 |
You mean it wasn't because when humans came along, they were so
weird that they scared away teh dinosaurs?
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remmers
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response 2 of 28:
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May 24 01:21 UTC 1997 |
No, it wasn't.
Next joke, please!
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void
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response 3 of 28:
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May 27 02:16 UTC 1997 |
did you hear about the blonde who was snorting nutra-sweet?
she thought it was diet coke.
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orinoco
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response 4 of 28:
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May 27 20:13 UTC 1997 |
<chuckle>
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remmers
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response 5 of 28:
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May 28 02:15 UTC 1997 |
Very good, and with a nice chuckle following.
Next joke!
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carl
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response 6 of 28:
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May 30 22:49 UTC 1997 |
A little boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" The
mother answers, "God is both." The boy looks confused and asks,
"Is God black or white?" The mother replies, "God is both." The
boy looks more confused and asks, "Is God gay or straight?" The
mother responds, "God is both." Suddenly the boy has a look of
deep understanding. He asks his mother, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
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remmers
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response 7 of 28:
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Jul 18 20:00 UTC 1997 |
Very nice. Next joke please!
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snowth
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response 8 of 28:
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Jul 24 04:11 UTC 1997 |
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
'Cause they have smelly feet!
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remmers
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response 9 of 28:
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Jul 24 05:59 UTC 1997 |
Quite good. Next joke!
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snowth
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response 10 of 28:
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Aug 1 05:26 UTC 1997 |
fine, if no one else'll do it, I'll just enter another corny joke.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they would look silly in raincoats!
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remmers
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response 11 of 28:
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Aug 1 12:49 UTC 1997 |
Very nice. Next!
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snowth
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response 12 of 28:
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Aug 2 00:56 UTC 1997 |
But see, there isn't a next to be had. I'm dying out here. Somebody *please*
tell another one, so I don't have to!
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snowth
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response 13 of 28:
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Aug 3 17:47 UTC 1997 |
I'd save this joke, hoping that somebody else would enter in here first, (am
I the *only one* with a pile of corny jokes mildewing in the corners of their
minds?), but it's so bad, I'm coping I can enter it, and then forgetaboutit
for the rest of eternity.
What's grey?
A melted penguin. (Well, hey, it is August!)
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remmers
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response 14 of 28:
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Aug 4 11:43 UTC 1997 |
Excellent. Next!
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orinoco
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response 15 of 28:
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Aug 9 02:50 UTC 1997 |
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was DEAD!
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was STAPLED to the FIRST monkey!
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
PEER PRESSURE!
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remmers
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response 16 of 28:
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Aug 9 13:41 UTC 1997 |
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Next!
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orinoco
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response 17 of 28:
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Aug 9 15:25 UTC 1997 |
Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan.
The first one says to the second one, "Dang, it's hot in here!"
The second one says to the first one, "Eek! A talking sausage!"
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snowth
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response 18 of 28:
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Aug 11 01:12 UTC 1997 |
See! I knew if I left town somebody'd start telling jokes for me. orin, 15
isn't as funny on the computer. at all. everybody, you're missing out on a
classic experience... that should have really been a live performance.
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orinoco
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response 19 of 28:
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Aug 11 16:59 UTC 1997 |
Are you accusing me of moribund typing?
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remmers
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response 20 of 28:
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Aug 11 17:14 UTC 1997 |
Metadiscussion of jocular material is NOT funny.
Next joke, please!
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snowth
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response 21 of 28:
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Aug 11 19:24 UTC 1997 |
Why did the elephant wear red slippers?
'Cause his green ones were in the wash!
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remmers
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response 22 of 28:
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Aug 12 04:01 UTC 1997 |
Very colorful.
Next!
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orinoco
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response 23 of 28:
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Aug 12 15:37 UTC 1997 |
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two - one to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One - and THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
How many MS software engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - they just declare darkness the industry standard.
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remmers
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response 24 of 28:
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Feb 12 12:54 UTC 1998 |
Very funny, and topical too.
Next joke, please!
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