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Grex > Enigma > #286: Aphorisms that Didn't Make It | |
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remmers
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Aphorisms that Didn't Make It
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Mar 8 14:13 UTC 1997 |
Loose lips cost lunch.
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Early to bed and early to rise
Hastens a man's untimely demise.
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scott
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response 1 of 25:
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Mar 9 13:37 UTC 1997 |
A stitch in time saves twine.
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robh
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response 2 of 25:
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Mar 12 20:50 UTC 1997 |
Loose lips eat chips.
A penny saved is pretty insignificant, really.
Marry in haste, reap ants at leisure.
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janc
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response 3 of 25:
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Mar 17 02:44 UTC 1997 |
Marry in haste, rip pants at leisure?
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mary
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response 4 of 25:
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Mar 17 03:34 UTC 1997 |
If, during an ice-storm, a tree falls in the forest
but nobody is there to watch, does it still make a mess?
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nsiddall
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response 5 of 25:
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Mar 23 02:45 UTC 1997 |
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
You'll be a mile away, AND, you'll have his shoes.
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i
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response 6 of 25:
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Oct 19 01:12 UTC 1997 |
How much of the cow do they insulate when they put it in the freezer to
make ice cream?
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remmers
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response 7 of 25:
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Oct 19 12:27 UTC 1997 |
Duh, I find that question to be udderly ridiculous.
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i
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response 8 of 25:
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Oct 24 00:27 UTC 1997 |
I was bovinely inspired to ask it.
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orinoco
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response 9 of 25:
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Oct 26 16:25 UTC 1997 |
And one should never question bovine inhalation.
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lee
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response 10 of 25:
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Oct 27 18:42 UTC 1997 |
What about exhale?
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i
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response 11 of 25:
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Oct 29 02:04 UTC 1997 |
Hold your nose if from the south end, otherwise ignore it.
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lee
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response 12 of 25:
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Oct 31 04:13 UTC 1997 |
there's a south end?
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i
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response 13 of 25:
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Oct 31 23:15 UTC 1997 |
That's where the tail is attached to the main body of the cow.
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lee
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response 14 of 25:
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Oct 31 23:18 UTC 1997 |
moo
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i
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response 15 of 25:
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Nov 1 21:08 UTC 1997 |
No, no. That noise comes out of the NORTH end of the cow.
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orinoco
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response 16 of 25:
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Nov 1 21:14 UTC 1997 |
So what noise does the East end make?
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i
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response 17 of 25:
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Nov 2 14:24 UTC 1997 |
Depends on how many flies there are around.
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lee
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response 18 of 25:
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Nov 7 04:54 UTC 1997 |
time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana
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i
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response 19 of 25:
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Nov 8 01:07 UTC 1997 |
Yes, but do they like male or female bananas better?
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orinoco
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response 20 of 25:
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Nov 8 03:58 UTC 1997 |
And would you prefer white, red, or plaid wine with that?
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i
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response 21 of 25:
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Nov 15 18:21 UTC 1997 |
Faygo Red Pop & Bingleborg's Biorganic Berry Farm 'Bitsy Blue Boysenberries.
Served on a black velvet tablecloth laid over a lavender Yugo.
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lee
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response 22 of 25:
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Nov 19 01:50 UTC 1997 |
<sudders at the thought of a lavender yugo>
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i
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response 23 of 25:
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Nov 19 04:02 UTC 1997 |
<i lays a brilliant green velvet tablecloth over a vivid yellow Yugo just
for lee>
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orinoco
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response 24 of 25:
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Nov 19 19:57 UTC 1997 |
Ain't that sweet...
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