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remmers
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Petition Drive
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Nov 23 16:07 UTC 1996 |
An offersight of enormous propensity in past, present and future
immigration legislation is the bloatent omission, despite
plethoric attention to illegal alien issues, of any mentions of
making SPACE ALIENS illegal.
This vast odorsight is in need of petition drive to rectify. We
be overrun otherwise. Do you want space aliens competing for your
jobs, your wives, your place in line at supermarket checkout? The
answer for all red bloated Americans is a rebounding NO!
Please sign petition below with supporting statements, then I
take and throw it at the doors of Congress. If united we stand,
we CAN make a divergence!
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e4808mc
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response 1 of 10:
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Nov 24 01:34 UTC 1996 |
Didn't you read the paper in the supermarket checkout line? They already
contort congress. They don't care about illeagle immitations.
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dpc
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response 2 of 10:
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Nov 24 19:17 UTC 1996 |
I *oppose* this petition. Shame, Snord, for adding to the atmosphere
of Ranting Republican Xenophobia. We need *more* space aliens!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!!
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robh
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response 3 of 10:
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Nov 24 20:23 UTC 1996 |
Does #2 imply the existence of Demagogic Democratic Xenophilia?
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janc
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response 4 of 10:
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Nov 24 20:28 UTC 1996 |
I'm a space alien myself. Would it be legal for me to sign.
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robh
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response 5 of 10:
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Nov 24 23:16 UTC 1996 |
That would depend on whether you have at least two appendages
similar enough to human arms/hands that you could do a rough
approximation of sign language. If not, then you can't sign.
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e4808mc
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response 6 of 10:
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Nov 25 05:50 UTC 1996 |
How many space aliens does it take to satisfy a dpc?
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jaklumen
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response 7 of 10:
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May 30 10:07 UTC 2002 |
Ah, more visitors for me to consume! Bring Godzilla and the others,
too!
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gelinas
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response 8 of 10:
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Nov 27 03:08 UTC 2002 |
Sense Congress has suborned, is it thyme to snort a new partition?
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jaklumen
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response 9 of 10:
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Dec 13 10:29 UTC 2002 |
little white lines everywhere..
I'm a mack, not a pusher.
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gelinas
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response 10 of 10:
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Dec 14 05:20 UTC 2002 |
But petitions need black lines. Unless they are signed in white ink, I guess.
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