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Grex > Enigma > #267: Hopes, Dreams, Aspirations--a Rhapsodical Item | |
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remmers
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Hopes, Dreams, Aspirations--a Rhapsodical Item
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Dec 10 19:05 UTC 1995 |
My lifelong ambition is to be reincarnated before I die.
What is your lifelong ambition?
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rcurl
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response 1 of 20:
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Dec 10 19:24 UTC 1995 |
To get done everything I haven't finished.
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birdlady
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response 2 of 20:
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Dec 11 00:38 UTC 1995 |
To graduate from college with a degree in English Education
To raise a family/be a good mother/loving wife
To help my parents in every way they helped me
To look back on my life and smile (which I already do) =)
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janc
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response 3 of 20:
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Dec 11 03:51 UTC 1995 |
To outlive myself by at least a week.
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remmers
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response 4 of 20:
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Dec 11 23:40 UTC 1995 |
#1 is too easy.
#2 is unsatisfactory.
#3 should be an inspiration to us all.
Dare we say that kindergarten is the crucible of rutabega?
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robh
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response 5 of 20:
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Dec 11 23:42 UTC 1995 |
My lifelong ambition is to die before I turn 27.
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chelsea
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response 6 of 20:
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Dec 12 00:53 UTC 1995 |
To see my son through all the mistakes he must make.
To never let my marriage get stale.
To play Bach's 5th. Cello Suite and like what I hear.
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rcurl
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response 7 of 20:
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Dec 12 07:19 UTC 1995 |
#1 has been underestimated.
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remmers
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response 8 of 20:
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Dec 12 12:18 UTC 1995 |
I am feeling intense remorse for entering response #4.
However, as I enjoy remorse, I would enter it again.
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rcurl
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response 9 of 20:
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Dec 12 16:05 UTC 1995 |
He would, if he could,
But he is not able.
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remmers
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response 10 of 20:
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Dec 12 20:28 UTC 1995 |
Until I read response #9, I did not know that it was possible
to feel remorse over something someone else had done.
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chelsea
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response 11 of 20:
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Dec 12 23:15 UTC 1995 |
Until I read response #10 I didn't realize it was possible
to feel remorse over what someone else was about to do.
I may feel that way about response #12. It depends on who
enters it.
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md
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response 12 of 20:
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Dec 13 19:22 UTC 1995 |
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
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chelsea
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response 13 of 20:
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Dec 15 02:42 UTC 1995 |
Amaizen.
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md
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response 14 of 20:
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Dec 15 21:44 UTC 1995 |
One feels remorse for having inspired response #13.
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i
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response 15 of 20:
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Apr 11 01:51 UTC 1998 |
The Purpose of my life was to be run down and trampled by a feral cow
at age 17. As the appointed day approached i became enraptured with
anticipation. Unforgivably, i neglected to bath. Buttercup B. Bovine
was there on time, prepared, and udderly ready to transport me to my
destiny. But as she got up to speed in the sacred final chase, poor
Buttercup caught a good lungful of my over-ripe manhood. Momentarily
dizzy, she swerved and crashed headlong into a telephone pole.
Horribly stripped of my rightful destiny, i wander aimlessly on through
the world, unable to leave it however passionatly i wish to. No
sentence could be more final than the vengence of Fate. In times of
dimmed lucidity i try to arrange my demise in 2137 when the volcanic-
ash-laden roof of the Casper Snow Dome collapses on the 43rd annual
Zamboni Demolition Derby World Championships. But i realize that She
will never permit it.
Oh, the torture!
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okuma
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response 16 of 20:
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Apr 11 23:18 UTC 1998 |
I aspire to guard the sacred words Ni Peng and Ni Wom, and to get a shrubbery
(not to expensive) with one hopefully taller than the other so I can get a
two level effect.
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jaklumen
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response 17 of 20:
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May 30 09:58 UTC 2002 |
Funkify the world with Big Pimpin' and be the Mack that Ate Ann Arbor.
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gelinas
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response 18 of 20:
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Dec 3 04:32 UTC 2002 |
My lifelong ambition is to have a lifelong ambition.
Does K-Mart sell them, or must I go to Walmart?
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jaklumen
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response 19 of 20:
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Dec 13 10:27 UTC 2002 |
Walmart. I think K-mart's a'sinkin', right along with Martha Stewart.
It's a good thing.
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gelinas
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response 20 of 20:
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Dec 14 05:19 UTC 2002 |
Then mabye they'll have one on sael. Or on a sail.
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