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Grex > Enigma > #266: Peter Straheim's Younger Brother | |
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remmers
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Peter Straheim's Younger Brother
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Nov 17 13:24 UTC 1995 |
Peter Strasheim's younger brother
Came to my house just the other
Day and asked me if he could de-
Pend on me to go on Sunday
To a picnic held in honor
of his cousin, J. R. Bonner.
"Well," I said, "I wish I could,
But I've a date with Brenda Wood,
We're going to the skating rink
And then, perhaps, or so I think,
To dinner at the local Denny's
Or that place that's next to Penneys
In the mall." And so it was
That I missed meeting Peter's cuz.
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response 1 of 7:
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Feb 4 19:18 UTC 2001 |
To be sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"......
Driving down the road,
splashing all along,
salt and slushy snow,
can't see - there's something wrong!
Nozzles on the hood,
connected to a tube,
connected to a pump, and then,
the Source of Blessed Blue!
<chorus>
Squirt, squirt, squirt,
squirt, squirt, squrit,
use some more Blue Stuff!
Windshield wiper fluid's great,
we just can't get enough!
<repeat chorus>
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orinoco
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response 2 of 7:
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Feb 4 21:07 UTC 2001 |
If you say so.
"Squirt, squirt, squirt,
squirt, squirt, squrit,
use some more Blue Stuff!
Windshield wiper fluid's great,
we just can't get enough!"
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lasar
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response 3 of 7:
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Feb 4 21:09 UTC 2001 |
This was the second best thing that happened to me today.
What does that say about my life? Nothing good, I'm afraid.
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remmers
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response 4 of 7:
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Feb 5 17:47 UTC 2001 |
This item was posted over five years ago. It follows that this
was the second best thing to happen to you in the last five years.
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orinoco
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response 5 of 7:
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Feb 5 19:43 UTC 2001 |
Not unless he travelled back in time to read it.
Which he might have, I guess.
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remmers
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response 6 of 7:
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Feb 6 16:45 UTC 2001 |
Quite likely, I'd say.
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response 7 of 7:
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Feb 10 19:00 UTC 2001 |
Quarterly lunacy ingenuous scilicet.
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