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Folk Song
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Aug 9 15:15 UTC 1995 |
I wrote me a poem, my poem pleased me,
I fed my poem under yonder tree,
My poem said, "I love thee."
I sang me a song, my song pleased me,
I fed my song under yonder tree,
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."
I built me an ocean liner, my ocean liner pleased me,
I fed my ocean liner under yonder tree,
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."
I built me an office building, my office building pleased me,
I fed my office building under yonder tree,
My office building said, "Form follows function."
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."
I painted me an abstract expressionist painting, my abstract
expressionist painting pleased me,
I fed my abstract expressionist painting under yonder tree,
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent
generosity of impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function."
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."
I created me an anthropomorphic deity, my anthropomorphic
deity please me,
I fed my anthropomorphic deity under yonder tree,
My anthropomorphic deity said, "Ask me something. Go ahead,
ask me something."
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent
generosity of impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function."
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."
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remmers
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response 1 of 5:
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Aug 9 15:51 UTC 1995 |
I commissioned me a giant bronze statue to be displayed in the
town square, my giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town
square pleased me,
I fed my giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town square
under yon tree,
My giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town square said
"Life sucks, and then there are pigeons."
My anthropomorphic deity said, "Ask me something. Go ahead,
ask me something."
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent
generosity of impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function."
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."
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chelsea
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response 2 of 5:
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Aug 10 03:14 UTC 1995 |
I saved, in the nick of time, a peace-loving dragon who was
about to be skewered by a handsome young prince eager to impress
a comely but excruciatingly stupid flaxen-haired princess, and my
dragon in distress pleased me.
I fed my dragon in distress under yon tree,
My dragon in distress said, "Mammals, go figure."
My giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town square said,
"Life sucks, and then there are pigeons."
My anthropomorphic deity said, "Ask me something. Go ahead,
ask me something."
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent
generosity of impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function."
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."
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md
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response 4 of 5:
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Aug 10 13:06 UTC 1995 |
I imagined me a picaresque novel about a young Amish man who
accidentally ends up in basic training on Paris Island and
transforms the USMC into a peace-loving group of people who love to
help other people, my picaresque novel about a young Amish man who
accidentally ends up in basic training on Paris Island and
transforms the USMC into a peace-loving group of people who love to
help other people pleased me,
I fed my picaresque novel about a young Amish man who accidentally
ends up in basic training on Paris Island and transforms the USMC
into a peace-loving group of people who love to help other people
under yonder tree,
My picaresque novel about a young Amish man who accidentally ends up
in basic training on Paris Island and transforms the USMC into a
peace-loving group of people who love to help other people said,
"Write me, already, you lazy good-for-nothing lump of dog doody."
My peace-loving dragon who was about to be skewered by a handsome
young prince eager to impress a comely but excruciatingly stupid
flaxen-haired princess in distress said, "Mammals, go figure."
My giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town square said,
"Life sucks, and then there are pigeons."
My anthropomorphic deity said, "Ask me something. Go ahead,
ask me something."
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent
generosity of impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function."
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."
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md
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response 5 of 5:
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Aug 10 13:31 UTC 1995 |
I teased me a kid sister whom I told that I had found a condom on
the veranda where, the previous night, our older sister and
her current boyfriend had been making out for two hours after
returning from seeing "From Here to Eternity" at the movies,
my kid sister whom I told that I had found a condom on the
veranda where, the previous night, our older sister and her
current boyfriend had been making out for two hours after
returning from seeing "From Here to Eternity" at the movies
pleased me,
I fed my kid sister whom I told that I had found a condom on the
veranda where, the previous night, our older sister and her
current boyfriend had been making out for two hours after
returning from seeing "From Here to Eternity" at the movies
under yonder tree,
My kid sister whom I told that I had found a condom on the
veranda where, the previous night, our older sister and her
current boyfriend had been making out for two hours after
returning from seeing "From Here to Eternity" at the movies
said, "What's a 'veranda'?"
My picaresque novel about a young Amish man who accidentally ends
up in basic training on Paris Island and transforms the USMC
into a peace-loving group of people who love to help other
people said, "Write me, already, you lazy good-for-nothing
lump of dog doody."
My peace-loving dragon who was about to be skewered by a handsome
young prince eager to impress a comely but excruciatingly
stupid flaxen-haired princess in distress said, "Mammals, go
figure."
My giant bronze statue to be displayed in the town square said,
"Life sucks, and then there are pigeons."
My anthropomorphic deity said, "Ask me something. Go ahead, ask
me something."
My abstract expressionist painting said, "Effulgent generosity of
impasto flatness."
My office building said, "Form follows function."
My ocean liner said, "Buoyed on the dense marine."
My song said, "Help me, Rhonda."
My poem said, "I love thee."
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