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Grex > Enigma > #236: Long John Silver's Favorite Item [to be read aloud] | |
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remmers
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Long John Silver's Favorite Item [to be read aloud]
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Jan 2 17:20 UTC 1995 |
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all different.
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all disgustingly different.
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all disgusting.
You are amused by twisty passages, all disgusting.
You are amused by twisty passages, all decidedly disgusting.
You are amused by blistery passages, all decidedly disgusting.
You are amused by blistery passages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amused by mystery passages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amused by mysterious passages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amazed by mysterious massages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amazed by mysterious massages, indecently disgusting.
You are amazed by mysterious massages, indecently disposable.
You are amazed by miniscule massages, indecently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule massages, indecently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, indecently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, inherently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, inherently disturbable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, incoherently disturbable.
Your miniscule lossages are incoherently disturbed, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are incoherently disturbed, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are hereditarily disturbed, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are hereditarily diverse, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon miniscule corsages are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon miniscule corsairs are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverting, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverting, and unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverting, and unassailable.
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alfee
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response 1 of 13:
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Jan 8 02:23 UTC 1995 |
Share with us, John--exactly what are you taking for your ailment?
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rcurl
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response 2 of 13:
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Jan 8 06:01 UTC 1995 |
Its a high mutation rate. His DNA repair enzymes are incoherently disturbed.
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remmers
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response 3 of 13:
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Jan 8 12:26 UTC 1995 |
All that can be said, has been said; there is nothing more to be said.
All that can be said, has been sad; there is nothing more to be said.
All that can be sad, has been sad; there is nothing more to be said.
All that can be sad, has been sad; there is nothing more to be sad.
All that can be had, has been sad; there is nothing more to be sad.
All that can be had, has been sad; there is nothing more to be had.
All that can be had, has been had; there is nothing more to be had.
All that can be had, has been bad; there is nothing more to be had.
All that can be had, has been bad; there is nothing more to be bad.
All that can be had, has been in an ad; there is nothing more to be bad.
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orinoco
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response 4 of 13:
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Jan 8 21:21 UTC 1995 |
Ho ho ho said the jolly penguin
Ho ho ho: the sad jolly penguin
Ho ho ho: the sedge-leapin' grin
Ho ho ho: the sage's leaking grim
Ho ho! The sage's leaking grim hoe!
Ho ho! The sage is leaking grim snow!
Ho ho! The sage is leaking green snow!
Ho ho! The stage is leaking green snow!
Ho ho! The stage's leading green glow!
The stage is glowing green! Hoe, leader, hoe!
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jf
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response 5 of 13:
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Jan 17 13:54 UTC 1995 |
PINOCHIO!!!!!!!!!
PINOCHIO!!!!!!!!!
PINOCHIO!!!!!!!!!
PINOCHIO!!!!!!!!!
$#!t That was piontless , (chuckle)
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cyberpnk
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response 6 of 13:
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Jan 19 18:43 UTC 1995 |
The concept is staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
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orinoco
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response 7 of 13:
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Jan 29 19:09 UTC 1995 |
PINOCHIO
PINCH O' CHIO
PUNCH YO' CHEETO
PUNCH YOUR CHEETOS!
PUNCHY OR CHEEZY TOES?
PUNCH EEYORE'S CHEEZY TOES!
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randall
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response 8 of 13:
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Jan 30 01:46 UTC 1995 |
What?! Okay, what IS going on?
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remmers
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response 9 of 13:
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Jan 30 04:01 UTC 1995 |
What?! Okay, what IS going on?
Okay!! What oh what is GOING on?
Oh, on what is what going, okay?
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orinoco
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response 10 of 13:
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Apr 13 00:56 UTC 1995 |
Oh where, oh where, has what's going on gone,
oh where, oh where can it be?
It was what was going on, but now it's all gone,
oh where, oh where can it be?
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jaklumen
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response 11 of 13:
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May 30 09:19 UTC 2002 |
Oh where, oh where is Lake Woebegone
Is Woebegone okay with what it once was
and going where it should be?
Where the men are men, the women are too,
all the kids are above average
and too many Midwesterns laugh gl... AUUUUGGGGGGGHHH.. he really is
eating Ann Arbor!
*chuckle*
You were warned, actually. Now you taste delicious.
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snowth
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response 12 of 13:
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Dec 6 06:27 UTC 2002 |
You were warned, actually. Now you taste delicious.
You were scorned, actually. Now you taste delicious.
You were scorned, jak's looney. Now you taste declicious.
You were scorned, jak's looney. Now you find snowth's vicous.
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jaklumen
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response 13 of 13:
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Dec 13 10:16 UTC 2002 |
Sure, you're just primpin' to be my main ho.
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