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remmers
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How come?
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Nov 22 02:42 UTC 1994 |
If you're such a great computer
how come you don't execute code?
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| 12 responses total. |
brighn
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response 1 of 12:
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Nov 22 02:52 UTC 1994 |
I don't believe in executing code, even if it kills someone. Life in prison,
perhaps, but execution is simply wrong.
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robh
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response 2 of 12:
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Nov 22 04:35 UTC 1994 |
When I program a computer, the code is always executed, usually
by lethal injection of a segmentation fault.
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carl
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response 3 of 12:
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Nov 22 13:41 UTC 1994 |
Because it's more fun just to string it along.
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peacefrg
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response 4 of 12:
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Nov 22 21:10 UTC 1994 |
Kill, Kill, Kill!!!!!!!
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robh
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response 5 of 12:
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Nov 23 04:05 UTC 1994 |
So these two strings walk into a bar, and the first string
says "I'll have a beer, please.&!Hz=Q+^m'~" And the second
string says, "I apologize for my friend, he's not
null-terminated."
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orinoco
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response 6 of 12:
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Dec 1 00:52 UTC 1994 |
If location=bar
then say "I'll have a" & $drink1 & "please"
Else go to bar
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gerund
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response 7 of 12:
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Dec 1 08:33 UTC 1994 |
Yes INDEED: HOW COME?
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robh
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response 8 of 12:
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Dec 2 10:09 UTC 1994 |
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes
She'll be comin' round the mountain
She'll be comin' round the mountain
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes
She'll be riding six white horses when she comes
She'll be riding six white horses when she comes
She'll be riding six white horses
She'll be riding six white horses
She'll be riding six white horses when she comes
(The hidden sexual content is actually pretty obvious here.)
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peacefrg
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response 9 of 12:
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Dec 2 18:24 UTC 1994 |
Where? I see no inuendos.
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alfee
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response 10 of 12:
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Dec 3 04:45 UTC 1994 |
<ROTFL>
I don't get it. Someone please explain.
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jaklumen
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response 11 of 12:
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May 30 09:08 UTC 2002 |
She'll eventually be riding me, too.
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gelinas
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response 12 of 12:
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Dec 3 04:20 UTC 2002 |
My code executes computers.
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