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remmers
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An Incident on Highway 101
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Oct 14 02:49 UTC 1994 |
It was on Highway 101 that I was appended. No, make that
apprehended. I knew they'd catch up with me sooner or
sooner, no later about it. You can get away from all of
the cops some of the time, you can get away from some of
the cops all of the time, but you can't get away from all
of the cops all of the time.
You probably think I'm some kind of clay dough, no, make
that weirdo. Maybe a crook too, if they apprehended me
for something. Actually what they apprehended me for
was something I didn't even do, but what I did really do
was worse that what they apprehended me for, so I'm not
going to complain.
We were talking about what about what you stink of me.
No, make that what you think of me. I had to let my
butler go last week. Does that color your opinion?
But perhaps I should let you speak for yourself.
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| 13 responses total. |
rcurl
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response 1 of 13:
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Oct 14 06:01 UTC 1994 |
Can't get much further away than 101. No, make that farther.
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bjt
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response 2 of 13:
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Oct 14 12:34 UTC 1994 |
If what they apprehended you for was somethingyou didn't do, did
the butler boo it? No, make that "do" it?
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kami
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response 3 of 13:
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Oct 15 20:55 UTC 1994 |
why were you keeping the butler licked up, ah- locked up for anywart?
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remmers
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response 4 of 13:
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Oct 16 02:41 UTC 1994 |
I confined him to a department, no make that compartment, due to his
poor deportment.
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morandir
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response 5 of 13:
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Oct 18 07:01 UTC 1994 |
I think this is a case of F.S.R.: Fervent Servant Removent--uh,
Removal, that is.
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carl
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response 6 of 13:
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Oct 22 21:55 UTC 1994 |
Did they apprehend you for driveling without a poetic license? No,
make that driving...
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orinoco
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response 7 of 13:
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Nov 15 23:07 UTC 1994 |
Thinking and driving.
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jaklumen
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response 8 of 13:
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May 30 08:45 UTC 2002 |
Busted! Now I shall have to consume you for neurological consumption.
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gelinas
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response 9 of 13:
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Dec 2 04:11 UTC 2002 |
Better to be apprehended than to be appended to a truck.
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snowth
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response 10 of 13:
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Dec 4 02:40 UTC 2002 |
Thinking without a license man... they'll bust you for that every time...
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gelinas
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response 11 of 13:
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Dec 7 04:32 UTC 2002 |
Shh! They've not caught me yet. So don't tell.
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snowth
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response 12 of 13:
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Dec 10 03:44 UTC 2002 |
I don't know... what's it worth to you?
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gelinas
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response 13 of 13:
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Dec 10 04:14 UTC 2002 |
I'll have to think about that. I'll get back to you with an offer.
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