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Grex > Enigma > #200: WHAT THE HUCK IS GOING DOWN? | |
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fuz
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WHAT THE HUCK IS GOING DOWN?
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Jun 19 17:58 UTC 1994 |
i miss canteloupe!!!
where did it do? is marston going mad? is pro wrestling fixed? wich came first,
the platypus or the egg? how do thay get that stuff inside twinkies? i want to
know.
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remmers
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response 1 of 26:
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Jun 19 18:33 UTC 1994 |
Beats me. Maybe somebody else knows the answer.
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canis
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response 2 of 26:
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Jun 19 23:39 UTC 1994 |
Well it did it here
Marston was already mad, all of are we are here after all, his madness may
have increased/decreased since.
Pro Wrestling is fixed.
The little puddle of amino acids.
The take there fingers push a deep hole into the twinky and then get the read
er ready whip)s and chains( and stick it in the hole they made, and push on it
(the ready whip) untill the twinky is filled. So what if they get crazy with
the stuff after and start smearing it all over them selves, and start to see
weird things about guns and rivers. While total destoring the ozone with
there (billy) Idols and lies (by Gun's and Roses). Opps I think this belongs
in another conf, but I'm not sure where.
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fuz
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response 3 of 26:
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Jun 20 01:17 UTC 1994 |
that clears it up.
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canis
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response 4 of 26:
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Jun 21 15:22 UTC 1994 |
I though that it might although I see that I make no sence.
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snowth
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response 5 of 26:
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Nov 17 02:47 UTC 1998 |
Sense? Who needs sense? Heck, this _is_ enigma, after all.
I say the egg should have come first. but maybe that's just me.
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rcurl
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response 6 of 26:
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Nov 17 03:02 UTC 1998 |
The egg comes second.
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i
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response 7 of 26:
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Nov 17 03:33 UTC 1998 |
The toast comes first; the egg comes scrambled.
Tofu comes packed in poor man's Tupperware.
Tucans come for free Brazil nuts.
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remmers
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response 8 of 26:
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Nov 17 14:22 UTC 1998 |
...and that's no yolk!
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orinoco
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response 9 of 26:
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Nov 18 03:12 UTC 1998 |
The cheese stands alone.
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i
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response 10 of 26:
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Nov 19 01:09 UTC 1998 |
The rolling cheese ball grows no mold.
The rolling pin cannot hold a crumb pie crust.
The rolling Ho-Ho never excapes the Snord.
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lee
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response 11 of 26:
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Nov 29 03:45 UTC 1998 |
Brownies, anyone?
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orinoco
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response 12 of 26:
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Nov 30 12:39 UTC 1998 |
Brown, brown, brown. Why is it always brown?! You are all humbly invited over
for a hot batch of chartreusies.
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i
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response 13 of 26:
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Dec 1 01:02 UTC 1998 |
How about dressing those poor brownies in pink peppermint frosting?
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iggy
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response 14 of 26:
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Dec 3 00:28 UTC 1998 |
i once was invited to taste "blonde brownies"
i declined. they werent chocolate at all.
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alfee
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response 15 of 26:
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Dec 5 03:28 UTC 1998 |
I seem to remember more of a butterscotch idea with the "blonde brownies".
Not my cup of tea. Throw in some caramel, some pecans, thoughand you've got
yourself a turtle brownie. That's good eating.
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lee
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response 16 of 26:
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Dec 15 03:22 UTC 1998 |
I like pecans.
But don't eat turtles. They're cute.
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orinoco
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response 17 of 26:
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Dec 15 21:08 UTC 1998 |
So are carrots, but we still eat those.
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lee
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response 18 of 26:
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Dec 15 22:23 UTC 1998 |
Because we were tricked as children to believe eating carrots enhance night
vision.
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i
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response 19 of 26:
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Dec 16 03:52 UTC 1998 |
They do! Eat your carrots at dinner and you can see your way into the
kitchen *no problem* for a slightly-unauthorized after-midnight snack.
[stumble]
CRASH!!!
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lee
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response 20 of 26:
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Dec 17 03:21 UTC 1998 |
That's funny when I go for a midnight snack I just turn the lights.
After all *I* authorized it.
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md
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response 21 of 26:
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Dec 17 12:44 UTC 1998 |
If carrots improve your eyesight, why are there so many dead
rabbits on the roads?
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rcurl
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response 22 of 26:
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Dec 17 20:33 UTC 1998 |
They couldn't find enough carrots?
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orinoco
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response 23 of 26:
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Dec 17 22:16 UTC 1998 |
Maybe carrots also weaken your leg muscles.
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i
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response 24 of 26:
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Dec 18 01:59 UTC 1998 |
Carrots are eye food, not brain food. Bugs eats cheeseburgers off-camera.
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