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Grex > Enigma > #190: You want Enigmatic? Try this . . . | |
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sjswaan
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You want Enigmatic? Try this . . .
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May 20 23:18 UTC 1994 |
He slowly raised his hand and, in a terrible commanding voice that struck fear
into our very souls, said "Gorbble snark harglopod!"
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vishnu
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response 1 of 28:
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May 21 01:15 UTC 1994 |
And when I win the lottery, I'll donate half my money
to the city so they have to name a school or a street or
a park after me.
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robh
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response 2 of 28:
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May 21 18:46 UTC 1994 |
I know what a snark is, I can guess the harglopod, but what is
a Gorbble?
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sjswaan
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response 3 of 28:
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May 22 01:42 UTC 1994 |
Gorbble means "I SPIT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION YOU WIMPY PIECES OF VOMIT!
It must be said in a terrible commanding voice which strikes fear into the very
souls of those who hear it.
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vidar
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response 4 of 28:
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May 22 04:26 UTC 1994 |
Blimey!
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geezer
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response 5 of 28:
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May 23 02:56 UTC 1994 |
I'm just a cruisin around this 'ol internet thingy, quite clueless...
are all these messages I've been reading actually the work of little
men inside my computer? Is this whole information highway thing a sham?
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carl
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response 6 of 28:
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May 23 10:09 UTC 1994 |
1) Sure.
2) All of the above, without pickles or onions.
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orinoco
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response 7 of 28:
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May 25 00:27 UTC 1994 |
NO PICKLES OR ONIONS??????
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vidar
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response 8 of 28:
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May 25 01:19 UTC 1994 |
No pickles and onions? Ick!
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vishnu
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response 9 of 28:
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May 27 02:37 UTC 1994 |
Pickles=good. Onions=bad, except if they're
covered with a baked sort of flourish shell.
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vidar
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response 10 of 28:
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May 27 19:29 UTC 1994 |
Pickles=good. Onions=bad breath.
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anne
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response 11 of 28:
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May 28 00:55 UTC 1994 |
According to a kid in the movie "The Crow" onions make you fart real bad.
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vidar
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response 12 of 28:
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May 28 01:11 UTC 1994 |
In my opionion pickles & onions= Yummy. Just onions= terrible breath.
Thri-kreen say "Elf give me gas,"
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kami
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response 13 of 28:
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May 28 03:48 UTC 1994 |
funny how so many foods that are good for a body make one fart- does this
mean that farting is a sign of good health or that one is insufficiently
accustomed to healthy food?
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sjswaan
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response 14 of 28:
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May 28 18:16 UTC 1994 |
I like pickles, but not onions. They give you bad breath . . .
But they've never made me fart.
What kind of idiot would think that onions make you fart, anyways?
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vidar
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response 15 of 28:
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May 28 21:06 UTC 1994 |
The kind of idiot who believs the statement.
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anne
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response 16 of 28:
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May 28 23:50 UTC 1994 |
I never said I believed it, I was just quoting (oh the kid's name is Sara)
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vidar
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response 17 of 28:
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May 29 03:12 UTC 1994 |
I never said that you said that you believed it!
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anne
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response 18 of 28:
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May 29 17:45 UTC 1994 |
I know, just making sure!! TTFN!
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vidar
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response 19 of 28:
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May 29 23:34 UTC 1994 |
Ok.
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bdp
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response 20 of 28:
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May 31 20:57 UTC 1994 |
Beans=good for you.
Beans=make you fart.
Onions=good for you.
Onions=make you fart.
Chocolate chip cookies=bad for you.
Chocolate chip cookies=no make you fart.
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carl
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response 21 of 28:
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Jun 1 01:28 UTC 1994 |
Well, how about chocolate chip cookies with a side of onions?
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fuz
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response 22 of 28:
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Jun 4 01:36 UTC 1994 |
disgusting!!!
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orinoco
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response 23 of 28:
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Jun 7 23:13 UTC 1994 |
There are no foods that cannot be improved by either
chocolate
chips
or
onions.
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fuz
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response 24 of 28:
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Jun 8 04:52 UTC 1994 |
oh yeah?
dead baby duck. with a nice white sauce.
(feathers on)
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