| Grex > Enigma > #188: The Legion of Failed Superheroes: A Play in One Act |
| The Legion of Failed Superheroes: A Play in One Act | 
May 15 05:24 UTC 1994 |
Born with nine fingers and eleven toes, Peter Poorman had been the
object of scorn and ridicule all his life. But thanks to his
indomitable spirit and will to survive, he drew strength from these
trials that might have crushed a lesser man. Peter vowed to devote his
life to championing and protecting the weak, the downtrodden, the
malformed, the eccentric people of this world. To this end he donned a
yellow skin-tight costume boldly emblazoned on the chest with the
bright red numeral "1", and called himself
(drum roll)
ODDMAN!
(applause)
Unfortunately, at the beginning of his very first adventure he slipped
on a banana peel, fell into the street, and got run over by a truck.
In other words, he was
ODDMAN OUT!
(curtain)
| response 1 of 8: |
May 15 05:55 UTC 1994 |
ROTFL!
| response 2 of 8: |
May 15 10:40 UTC 1994 |
Aaaggghh! I didn't see it coming. Of course Oddman probably didn't either!
| response 3 of 8: |
May 15 13:41 UTC 1994 |
Now I've seen everything.
| response 4 of 8: |
May 15 22:15 UTC 1994 |
No, you haven't
| response 5 of 8: |
May 16 12:56 UTC 1994 |
ROTCCOL (rolling on the ceiling crying out loud)
| response 6 of 8: |
May 17 00:58 UTC 1994 |
ROATFCWWCAHCSSAWDWMMMAAMOAP (rolling across the floor covered with whipped cream a hot caramel syrup singing and whistling dixiy while my mother makes an allegorical metaphor of a pie)
| response 7 of 8: |
May 22 01:46 UTC 1994 |
ROOLIIUYTHHGJYTGDFGHNVGGHGHFDGHFDDFFGFDFGFDDFEDGFDGFFGFG! (Rolling on the wall covered with the remains of my deceased uncle Edna while being hounded by Bionic Mutant Ninja Axe murderers and Narcotic-abusing Tar covered Leperetic Cans of cheese whiz.) (Hah! I knew I could outdo you!)
| response 8 of 8: |
May 22 16:07 UTC 1994 |
Except that the abbreviation is wrong.