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orinoco
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I wonder...
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May 2 19:55 UTC 1994 |
If a cat always lands on it's feet, and buttered bread always falls
butter side down, then what happens if you butter a cat's
back, and drop it?
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rcurl
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response 1 of 26:
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May 2 20:06 UTC 1994 |
The bread sulks.
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vishnu
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response 2 of 26:
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May 2 20:48 UTC 1994 |
And he buys an AK-47 and charges into the
bread office and shoots 30 people, 8 fatally.
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bdp
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response 3 of 26:
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May 2 21:05 UTC 1994 |
well, I bet the cat would land on its feet if you buttered them.
Bread has nothing to do with the question, so why did you ask?
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vidar
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response 4 of 26:
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May 2 21:59 UTC 1994 |
Beacuse this is enigma.
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anne
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response 5 of 26:
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May 2 22:42 UTC 1994 |
The way I originally heard the question it was "If a cat always lands on its
feet, and buttered bread always fals butter side down, then what happens when
you tie bread(Butter side up) to a cat's back and drop it"
Answer- the cat ALWAYS lands on its feet!! Cause it's a CAT for %$%^ sake!
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vishnu
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response 6 of 26:
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May 2 22:45 UTC 1994 |
Yeah.. Cats can overcome any obstacle.
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vidar
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response 7 of 26:
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May 3 01:06 UTC 1994 |
Except my adreniline rushes.
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bdp
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response 8 of 26:
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May 3 04:56 UTC 1994 |
depends on the type of bread though.
ANd the type of cat.
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carl
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response 9 of 26:
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May 3 10:25 UTC 1994 |
and whether or not the cat's alive.
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bdp
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response 10 of 26:
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May 4 00:51 UTC 1994 |
I don't know if that's a factor though.
I mean, bread isn't alive, is it?
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rcurl
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response 11 of 26:
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May 4 05:55 UTC 1994 |
Bread is the *staff* of life.
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carl
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response 12 of 26:
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May 4 09:34 UTC 1994 |
Father: Young man, what is that in your hand?
Boy: It's the staff of life.
Father: And what do you have in your other hand?
Boy: Oh, it's just a loaf of bread.
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vidar
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response 13 of 26:
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May 4 21:17 UTC 1994 |
Re#10: No, but PARTS of it *WERE*
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orinoco
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response 14 of 26:
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May 4 23:52 UTC 1994 |
I think it is just physically impossible to tie buttered
bread to a cat's back.
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vidar
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response 15 of 26:
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May 5 00:59 UTC 1994 |
It's not *IMPOSSIBLE*, It's just very hard and time consuming.
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anne
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response 16 of 26:
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May 5 03:17 UTC 1994 |
I agree with vidar (surprise surprise), not to mention hazardous to your
health (unless the cat is declawed and defanged!!)
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jkrauss
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response 17 of 26:
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May 17 18:43 UTC 1994 |
no, youre both wrong. see, theres this one lot in town where restaurants
keep moving in and then going out of business. what happened?
simple. somebody tied buttered bread to a cats back while sitting there,
and the spot was cursed forever.
ps--if buttered bread *always* falls butter side down, then it would
land on the cat butter side *down*, not up, no?
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anne
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response 18 of 26:
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May 22 21:00 UTC 1994 |
re #17- that
's only if you drop it *on* the cat, not place it.
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vidar
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response 19 of 26:
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May 22 22:19 UTC 1994 |
Whatever.
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canis
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response 20 of 26:
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May 26 17:14 UTC 1994 |
what would happen if you buttered both sides of the bread and dropped it on
the cat?
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vidar
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response 21 of 26:
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May 26 18:56 UTC 1994 |
The bread would land on it's crust on the cat, of course!
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fuz
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response 22 of 26:
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Jun 4 01:34 UTC 1994 |
you would have a very angry, very buttered cat. Toast it?
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kami
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response 23 of 26:
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Jun 7 16:09 UTC 1994 |
Never set the cat on fire, you surely will annoy it
It will only make the beast perspire, she surely won't enjoy it.
Likewise do not ignite the frog, the girbil, hampster or the dog,
No never set the cat on fire.
And mind your manners, as circumstances may require, and never set the cat
on fire.
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orinoco
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response 24 of 26:
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Jun 7 23:11 UTC 1994 |
what if you made a cube of bread and buttered it on all sides?
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