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remmers
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Novella
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Apr 1 02:54 UTC 1994 |
CHAPTER 1
Remley knew he was wrong. He knew he was wrong before other
people tumbled to it.
Isn't it good that there are self-aware people in this world like
Remley? It saves the rest of us a lot of trouble. It really does.
Let me tell you something else about Remley. He never punches
holes in paper bags. I've never seen him do it, not even once.
Let us now sing the praises of Remley:
La la,
La la la,
La La Remley la la.
CHAPTER 2
Not everybody feels about Remley the same way I do. I think some
folks are really too fussy. They'll point to his less than
perfect verb conjugations, or his tendency to say sentences
backwards. I mean, big deal. As if this had anything to do with
the essence of Remley.
CHAPTER 3
Remley took a trip to Mexico once. He liked it a lot, especially
the bottled water.
CHAPTER 4
The End.
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gerund
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response 1 of 12:
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Apr 1 02:57 UTC 1994 |
wow
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vishnu
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response 2 of 12:
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Apr 1 06:53 UTC 1994 |
'Tis of the essence...
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other
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response 3 of 12:
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Apr 2 06:11 UTC 1994 |
Ah, the very soul of truncated witticism.
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carl
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response 4 of 12:
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Apr 2 11:35 UTC 1994 |
I was so moved that I couldn't stay in the same room after reading this.
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vishnu
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response 5 of 12:
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Apr 2 14:05 UTC 1994 |
ugh. shut up, carl.
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vidar
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response 6 of 12:
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Apr 2 15:13 UTC 1994 |
<vidar slaps vishnu>
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vishnu
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response 7 of 12:
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Apr 2 17:32 UTC 1994 |
I was just sickened..
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vidar
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response 8 of 12:
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Apr 2 17:37 UTC 1994 |
That's okey.
Erm, okay. I hate hiting Enter before I'm done correcting typos on
one line!
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rcurl
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response 9 of 12:
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Apr 2 19:17 UTC 1994 |
I don't feel about Remley the way you do, either.
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none
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response 10 of 12:
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Apr 2 19:31 UTC 1994 |
But there was more, for secretly, Remley was telekinetic. One day,
he will return to mexico, and we will sing his praises forever.
La la la la remley.
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other
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response 11 of 12:
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Apr 3 05:43 UTC 1994 |
Ahh! It *was* the butler! (in the kitchen, with the candlestick)
That's what happens when the paraffin is contaminated...
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polaris
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response 12 of 12:
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Apr 3 15:33 UTC 1994 |
:-)
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