| Grex > Enigma > #162: The Big Foot Stomp |
| The Big Foot Stomp | 
Mar 24 07:44 UTC 1994 |
Go put on those oversize shoes
And hit the dance floor, no time to lose,
Cast aside all pretention and pomp,
Let down your hair and do the BIG FOOT STOMP.
Get the biggest shoes that money can buy,
Four feet long and two feet high,
Shine 'em up, put 'em on, lace 'em real tight,
'Cause we're gonna do the big foot stomp TONIGHT.
Big foot, big foot, don't be afraid,
Show them gals of what you're made,
Stomp them shoes, stomp real hard,
Don't let 'em think you're a SOCIAL RETARD.
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP oh STOMP STOMP STOMP.
Dainty slippers, they're a thing of the past,
The big size shoes got 'em all outclassed,
Four feet long, three feet wide,
Finest leather, with a POCKET ON THE SIDE.
Okay dancers, line up in a row,
Let each gal's heel touch the next guy's toe,
Seven stomps with your left foot, seven with your right,
We're gonna do the big foot stomp ALL NIGHT.
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP yeah STOMP STOMP STOMP.
One more time....
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP yeah STOMP STOMP STOMP.
One more time again....
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh STOMP STOMP STOMP.
Oh yeah, stomp it up baby....
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh STOMP STOMP STOMP.
Now we're really stompin'....
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh STOMP STOMP STOMP.
Alternate your feet now....
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
Now stomp in a circle....
STOMP
STOMP STOMP STOMP
STOMP STOMP
STOMP STOMP
STOMP STOMP
STOMP STOMP
STOMP STOMP STOMP
STOMP
Slide stomp....
STOMP^H^H^H^H^H STOMP^H^H^H^H^H STOMP^H^H^H^H^H STOMP
STOMP^H^H^H^H^H STOMP^H^H^H^H^H STOMP^H^H^H^H^H STOMP
Reverse stomp....
STOMP ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HPMOTS STOMP
^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HPMOTS STOMP ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HPMOTS STOMP
^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HPMOTS
Back in formation.... Let's DO THAT STOMP!
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP yeah STOMP STOMP STOMP.
Oh you can have your waltz and jig,
Foxtrot, rhumba, I don't give a fig,
I'll wear big shoes and have a romp
Down on the dance floor with the BIG FOOT STOMP!
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh STOMP... STOMP... STOMP!
| response 1 of 24: |
Mar 24 09:12 UTC 1994 |
As always.... amazing.
| response 2 of 24: |
Mar 24 10:53 UTC 1994 |
Is this some sort of commentary on the tendency of young folk to wear big, combat-style boots these days?
| response 3 of 24: |
Mar 24 12:13 UTC 1994 |
Marston, do you call around here somewhere? I've *got* to go to one of your hoedowns!
| response 4 of 24: |
Mar 24 13:30 UTC 1994 |
Vry mzng
| response 5 of 24: |
Mar 24 19:41 UTC 1994 |
It could make you a mint- go platinum- a whole new career. The dance of the decade, then on to muzak...
| response 6 of 24: |
Mar 24 20:27 UTC 1994 |
Moo.
| response 7 of 24: |
Mar 25 01:23 UTC 1994 |
I can see it now: The Boot STOMPing Boogie!
| response 8 of 24: |
Mar 25 02:31 UTC 1994 |
Great... I'm going to vomit. (Sorry, wrong conference) <vidar vomits on carl's shoe)
| response 9 of 24: |
Mar 25 02:46 UTC 1994 |
<carl nonchalantly taps his toe on the floor>
| response 10 of 24: |
Mar 31 14:47 UTC 1994 |
How did you do "slide stomp" and "reverse stomp"?
| response 11 of 24: |
Mar 31 17:35 UTC 1994 |
He used arrow [D[D[D[D[D[D<---<[D[D[D[D[Darrow keys.
| response 12 of 24: |
Mar 31 17:40 UTC 1994 |
Wow. NOT!!!
| response 13 of 24: |
Mar 31 17:49 UTC 1994 |
Hmm. I forgot it stripped the ESC keys.
| response 14 of 24: |
Mar 31 17:51 UTC 1994 |
La da, de da, lade da de da.
| response 15 of 24: |
Mar 31 18:20 UTC 1994 |
Bide bide bop.
| response 16 of 24: |
Mar 31 20:56 UTC 1994 |
Beep!
| response 17 of 24: |
Mar 31 21:00 UTC 1994 |
Funky, funky, funky.
| response 18 of 24: |
Mar 31 21:30 UTC 1994 |
...
| response 19 of 24: |
Apr 1 02:27 UTC 1994 |
Re 10, 11: Nope, no arrow keys. Just backspaces (control-H's). ,
| response 20 of 24: |
Apr 1 02:34 UTC 1994 |
Or that. like thisTHISthisTHIS damn! it stripped my 'bad input' again.
| response 21 of 24: |
Apr 1 02:43 UTC 1994 |
use an editor that allows you to use control key codes.
| response 22 of 24: |
Apr 1 03:30 UTC 1994 |
You only need to use control keys if you're leading. If you're following it's much easier, all you need is the space key and confidence that leading isn't all it's cracked up to be.
| response 23 of 24: |
Apr 1 03:34 UTC 1994 |
heh.
| response 24 of 24: |
Apr 4 19:45 UTC 1994 |
umm...