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athena
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strange
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Mar 7 05:27 UTC 1993 |
when my friend was little she thought that falling in love was two people
sitting on a bed kissing, and they fell off.
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remmers
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response 1 of 34:
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Mar 7 13:15 UTC 1993 |
Oh, that's not what it means?
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katie
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response 2 of 34:
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Mar 7 20:30 UTC 1993 |
I told my friend Judy that oral sex is when you just talk about it.
She looked at me in astonishment and cried, "David lied to me!!!"
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danr
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response 3 of 34:
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Mar 7 21:31 UTC 1993 |
re #0,1: Funny what TV will do to a person.
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krishna
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response 4 of 34:
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Jul 10 00:26 UTC 1993 |
oh...gee...which friend, lissa?
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embu
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response 5 of 34:
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Jul 10 06:19 UTC 1993 |
I had the idea that it had something to do with tumbling down a long
flight of stairs...
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rcurl
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response 6 of 34:
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Jul 10 17:43 UTC 1993 |
That's about right.
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embu
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response 7 of 34:
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Jul 10 20:01 UTC 1993 |
uh oh. Sounds dangerou Maybe I'll avoid it..:-)
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vidar
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response 8 of 34:
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Sep 27 20:00 UTC 1993 |
Oh gee. Falling down the stairs is fun. especially if they ain't carpeted.
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scg
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response 9 of 34:
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Sep 27 20:22 UTC 1993 |
Even more fun if you are falling down the stairs with someone you are in love
with.
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vidar
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response 10 of 34:
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Sep 27 22:22 UTC 1993 |
Really? I haven't had this experience.
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scg
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response 11 of 34:
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Sep 28 04:05 UTC 1993 |
Actually, neither have I. That wouldn't qualify as safe sex.
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vidar
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response 12 of 34:
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Sep 28 16:35 UTC 1993 |
That' funny. NOT!
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i
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response 13 of 34:
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Jan 29 01:14 UTC 1998 |
Just turn down the gravity first and put shot glass full of lime Jell-o
at the bottom. You can't possibly get hurt.
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orinoco
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response 14 of 34:
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Jan 30 03:30 UTC 1998 |
Yes, but the risk of Stairway-Transmitted Diseases is still high.
Remember, kids, never fall downstairs without using a condom.
Thank you, drive safely, goodnight.
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i
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response 15 of 34:
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Feb 8 02:21 UTC 1998 |
If you take a flying leap from the top step, no contact with the stairway
occurs, and there's no risk of getting any STD's. However, if perchance
you neglected to turn the gravity down first, you may contract Stopping
Trauma Disorder from your contact with the floor at the foot of the
(safe) stairs. A larger container of lime Jello positioned there will
reduce the risk, but it's always better to double-check the gravity
control.
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lee
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response 16 of 34:
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Feb 8 03:36 UTC 1998 |
lime jello? green jello... just no. red jello maybe, but not green.
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orinoco
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response 17 of 34:
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Feb 8 04:28 UTC 1998 |
One word: Argyle.
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i
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response 18 of 34:
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Feb 8 21:02 UTC 1998 |
Cost Cutter brand Mint Jelly. With lamb chops on the side.
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orinoco
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response 19 of 34:
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Feb 11 04:58 UTC 1998 |
Neurotic Albatrosses
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i
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response 20 of 34:
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Feb 22 23:23 UTC 1998 |
Dipping their beaks in inkwell and filling in 1040 forms.
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orinoco
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response 21 of 34:
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Feb 23 03:38 UTC 1998 |
For ferrets.
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snowth
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response 22 of 34:
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Mar 1 08:30 UTC 1998 |
In case of an emergency.
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orinoco
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response 23 of 34:
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Mar 2 03:19 UTC 1998 |
Never know when you'll need those emergency backup ferrets.
You'll be real glad you bought 'em.
Either that, or you won't.
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snowth
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response 24 of 34:
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Mar 3 22:22 UTC 1998 |
And if you don't, you can always return them. Unless they won't take them
back. IN which case, you can't.
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