Taking Virtual Hostages...

Apr 30 16:13 UTC 1996

ALRIGHT! I'm holding a emp shotgun to the CPU, and I'll shoot this conference
through the processor if someone doesn't start posting! And don't get any funny
ideas, either! I've got a logic bomb wired to me that's set to go off  if
anyone tries anything!

response 2 of 2:

Aug 11 02:52 UTC 1996

Look, son, it's alright.  We've all been there before.  All of us; you're
not alone in your feelings of anger and hostility.  I'm listening and I 
care.  Destroying the conference won't solve or change anything.  And 
then where will that leave you, and for what?

I'm going to slowly walk over to you, and you can give me the gun if you want.
We'll leave the bomb behind and go somewhere have a drink and discuss this 
whole situation.  Okay?

SWAT COMMANDER:  Alright, wait till he sets down the bomb; if you've got 
                 a clear shot take it.

=)

               //^@^\\