Lame comic people..just read it ok?

Jul 14 20:27 UTC 1996

OK, there are a lot of incredibly lame comic characters out there here is
a good place to name them as any so if you can think of any particular
character that is incredibly useless: make an entry but you must give a good
reason for wanting to see him dead ( being a Marvel character is not a good
enough reason to kill someone ok? ) well i think this will be a fun item.

response 2 of 35:

Jul 16 00:25 UTC 1996

wow! we agree again biohazr..

my first choise is Namor the Sub-Mariner.. he's dumb. i know of no one that
reads him.. He had an affair with Sue Richards (The Invisible Woman) and now
that Reed (Mr.Fantastic) is back.. i do believe he will deal with Namor
possibly even kill him.. we can only hope..

response 4 of 35:

Jul 22 22:48 UTC 1996

Well.. there's a 'new` Reed Richards out there now.. he was missing and
presumed dead for i think 3 years or so.. now he's back and changed a bit
Sue Storm is now leading the team..

I agree on your Superman thing.. he really does serve no purpose.. he has so
many powers and is so strong that there are few guys left that could give him
a somewhat difficult battle.. i guess maybe he should have stayed dead..
you can give him long hair and an interesting personal life but does he really
need that many monthly titles? the same with spider-man he's only one
character i think he should only have one book.. team books are different,
for example, X-Men and Uncanny X-Men these titles have a reason for existing
different characters in each but the spider-man and superman thing i find
ridiculous

response 6 of 35:

Jul 24 08:10 UTC 1996

yeah, batman has too many titles, but he's got more purpose then DC character
I know.I do like the idea of the Legends of Batman. You get to see all these
elseworld batmans by different creators. Of course, I don't read the book,
but the concept sounds cool.
   Okay, my next choice for the killing parade is (I know you are going to
hate me for this Luke, but live with it) Wolverine. I remember I time when
Chris Claremont use to write X-Men. The characters where developed (and not
just breasts) and almost mythical. Back in the days, Wolverine was mysterious
and cool. Now, they have fucked with his past, added the memory chips, taken
his adamatium out, made him a mindless beast... what else have they done with
him? He is just not the same character that he used to be. In fact, I don't
think anybody at Marvel knows who old Logan is anymore.

response 8 of 35:

Sep 7 23:11 UTC 1996

Doh! I don't know why I haven't thought about it before. Lets kill all the
symbiotes. I'm talking about Vemon, Carnage, and all their offspring. I am
sick of these slimey overused creaters. Okay, before I start bitching even
more, let me explain. When SSecret Wars gave spidy a new costume, I thought
it was the collest since sliced bread. I loved the black and white costume.
I even loved Web of Spider-Man #1 where he losses the costume. Frankly the
whole idea was cool. Even when they brought Vemon in the picture, I liked the
fact the there was this villian that spidy couldn't sense and really could
be a chalenge. But it was when they gave him his own comic and when they made
carange and the other sybiotes. Now there is at least 20 of them running
around and even some in 2099. This is another victim over overuse. 

response 10 of 35:

Sep 7 23:30 UTC 1996

next up is punisher. old shot them before you can ask questions marvel guy.
If fact, at one point he was killing jaywalkers. what's the poit of punisher?
he's has always enoyed the hell out of me. story...somebody does a crime,
punisher kills them. 

response 12 of 35:

Sep 22 05:58 UTC 1996

okay, here we go... It's a untold Onslaught story where professer X make Frank
Castle go into a world in his mind. In this world there is two Punishers. Each
of them trys to kill the other because killing people is against the law.
Finaly, one of them kills the other which kills them both, leaving Frank brain
dead. End of story.

response 14 of 35:

Sep 30 06:36 UTC 1996

Hahaha... Anyways I think that Nick was past his due anyways (not that he was
one that need to be single out for killing), but he hasn't been the same since
the war days.
   Next... Archie. What, hasn't he been in high school since the 30's? This
is wrose then the Charlie Brown syndrome. At least every five years the
Peanuts change a grade.
   Next... Avengelyne, Rob Liefeld bad girl. Need I say more?
   Next... Allegra. Why? Becauseshe just sucks. No story, bad art. 
   Next... Anything done by Saban. ie Power Rangers, Beetleborg, etc.
   Next... Cable/X-Man. Over used. It wasn't that good of a charater to start
with. He was created by Rob Liefeld afterall.
   Next... The Crow... no wait, he's already dead (haha, sorry I couldn't help
myself. No really, I love the Crow)
   Next... Any Disney character. I'll explain later.
   Next... Elektra. Not because her character sucks, but because she suppostr
to be dead because of a contract with Frank Miller.
   Next... Grifter. Just because he's anoying as hell since he left WildCATS.
He turned into a good to shoes with and tape recorder in his head.-
   Next... Kid Supreme. As if Supreme wasn't enoiugh as a really bad hack of
Superman with an ego. Do we really need a kid sidekick?
   Next... The entire cast of Tribe. There's a reason why the first issue from
Image can't sell in the $0.25 bin.
   Next... Vamperotica. Not only is it a REALLY bad hack of Vamperilla, it
is nothing but a preverted sex comic with no story and bad art.
   That's all for now... more later.

response 16 of 35:

Dec 3 08:45 UTC 1996

The whole Spider-Clone story was the biggest flop of the decade (maybe even
in the whole history of comics, but I'm not going that far). Ever since Todd
McFarlane started the Amazing Spiderman there has been more and more interest
in the Spiderman comics. Marvel startes putting top artist on their books and
their sales went up. But when Marvel started the clone story... blam down they
went. There you go for a company run by stockholders that haven't even read
a comic before. I'd like to add that Image has no stocks...
   I'd like to add the most of Acclaim's characters suck. Not even the resent
relauch will help their hopelessness.

response 18 of 35:

Dec 14 21:41 UTC 1996

the clone stuff killed spider-man.. in sales

response 20 of 35:

Mar 6 22:16 UTC 1997

anyone notice that rob was so taken with cable that when he want er went back
to captain america cable did some guesting?  What a shock :)  Rob didn't
really have much of a hand in creating the character, the authort even gave
a rough sketch of what he was supposed to look like.  Thank god.  I dont' know
what cable's been up to since he's been dead, though.

That's the nice thing about marvel... you don't just suppose that they might
bring back dead people, you know they will.  Anyone who dies will be back
within a few uyears.  If you ask me, they should have left magneto burned up
in the atmosphere after X-Men #1.  That was wehen the X-Men universe of things
reset, to a point, and this whole mess with Stryfe and Magneto again and the
virus got started.  

If marvel *does* go out of business like I"m fervently hoping, they can
finally tie EVERYTHING up.  People who die stay dead.  The X-Men achieve their
dream, people tie up all their personal ends, spiderman dies in one last
heroic battle.  I can always hope, cna't I?

response 22 of 35:

Mar 9 06:13 UTC 1997

I have also heard that rumor too, although I don't think it's true since They
were suppost to kick him off on issue #3. As much as I'd like it to happen,
it's a rumor started by people like us who hate Rob Lifeld.

response 24 of 35:

Mar 10 05:26 UTC 1997

I'm writting comics... nothing is in print yet, but it will be in two weeks.
That's when my anthology book, Assorted Meats, is coming out and I'm one of
the writers. Yes, it's a small fanxine, but it's a starting point.