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Grex > Cflirt > #34: Ouch - there's a doorknob up my a$#$ | |
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mynxcat
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Ouch - there's a doorknob up my a$#$
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Jun 6 17:15 UTC 2002 |
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response 1 of 45:
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Jun 6 17:22 UTC 2002 |
Hmmm. Either up a tree or in the art show at a science-fiction
convention. I can't tell which is odder.
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mynxcat
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response 2 of 45:
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Jun 6 18:08 UTC 2002 |
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edina
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response 3 of 45:
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Jun 6 18:45 UTC 2002 |
Cemetary.
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mynxcat
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response 4 of 45:
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Jun 6 19:31 UTC 2002 |
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jazz
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response 5 of 45:
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Jun 6 21:35 UTC 2002 |
Dru, you're a conosexual? I never knew.
For me, it's probably a tie. A dark booth in the Blues Menu in
downtown Detroit, while Thornetta Davis was playing, or Hines Park in
Plymouth, at about noon (that was with two other people, that time).
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cyklone
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response 6 of 45:
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Jun 6 23:22 UTC 2002 |
Jeez, doesn't this item seem to reappear every couple of years? For me it was
(still) the top of a cooler-freezer at the natural food warehouse I worked
at.
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emblem
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response 7 of 45:
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Jun 7 00:00 UTC 2002 |
at McDonalds. I used to work there in high school, and this girl who i ended
up dating for two years started working there. We both took our break at the
same time and went downstairs to the stockroom and did a quickie. heh, almost
got caught.
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mynxcat
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response 8 of 45:
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Jun 7 00:05 UTC 2002 |
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jaklumen
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response 9 of 45:
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Jun 7 00:28 UTC 2002 |
In a small park across from a retirement community.
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response 10 of 45:
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Jun 7 05:29 UTC 2002 |
re #8: LOL. One night when I was in college, I tromped down to
the laundry room with my basket of clothes that I might have something
clean to wear the following day. The laundry room windows were covered
with something -- the playoffs chart for a dorm Hearts tournament, I
think -- so I could not see who or what was in the room. One washer
was operating and seemed a little more enthusiastic than usual, given
what I could hear through the door as I reached for the knob. I turned
the doorknob and opened the door. Just as it registered in my brain
that the room was dark, a female voice rose over the noise of the
washing machine and said, "Fuck me! Fuck me, you pagan god!" and there
was an answering male grunt. I shut the door and tromped on down
to another floor, where the laundry room was mercifully unoccupied.
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kewy
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response 11 of 45:
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Jun 7 20:24 UTC 2002 |
Ew.
People actually say shit like that when they're having sex?
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phenix
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response 12 of 45:
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Jun 7 21:27 UTC 2002 |
that's really really really disturbing
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response 13 of 45:
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Jun 8 06:43 UTC 2002 |
re #11: Apparently some people do.
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lelande
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response 14 of 45:
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Jun 8 08:46 UTC 2002 |
funny shit
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jazz
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response 15 of 45:
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Jun 10 16:50 UTC 2002 |
Yeah, they do. My downstairs neighbors a few years ago said something
like that, only with "pagan princess". Things that make your bowels quake.
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phenix
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response 16 of 45:
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Jun 10 17:31 UTC 2002 |
pagen princess?
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jmsaul
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response 17 of 45:
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Jun 10 17:44 UTC 2002 |
Notice that nobody says "take me, you Christian god," or "faster, you Hindu
princess." Seems like Pagans have a good thing going from an image point of
view.
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response 18 of 45:
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Jun 10 18:29 UTC 2002 |
Depends on whose image one is consulting. :)
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phenix
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response 19 of 45:
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Jun 10 19:11 UTC 2002 |
nail me like christ to the cross?
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mynxcat
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response 20 of 45:
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Jun 10 21:59 UTC 2002 |
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phenix
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response 21 of 45:
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Jun 11 02:10 UTC 2002 |
slice me like abraham?
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mynxcat
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response 22 of 45:
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Jun 11 04:00 UTC 2002 |
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lelande
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response 23 of 45:
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Jun 11 04:58 UTC 2002 |
17: ackshully, joe, i know a guy who calls his gal "baby kali" in the sack.
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mynxcat
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Jun 11 14:00 UTC 2002 |
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