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dah
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Fucking women.
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Oct 4 01:15 UTC 2003 |
I am seventeen and I have never had sex, but obviously I need to because I
really want to, and obviously I don't know how because I haven't yet.
Please post tips on wooing women.
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gelinas
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response 1 of 56:
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Oct 4 01:22 UTC 2003 |
You're seventeen? My, tiime flies when you aren't paying attention.
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bru
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response 2 of 56:
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Oct 4 02:17 UTC 2003 |
You must first learn to master the emotions.
I suggest four years of study in a Tibetan Monestary.
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furs
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response 3 of 56:
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Oct 4 02:48 UTC 2003 |
If you pick up "Le Journal de Montreal" they have a lot of ads for
escorts in there.
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dah
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response 4 of 56:
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Oct 4 03:13 UTC 2003 |
Uh, no.
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jaklumen
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response 5 of 56:
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Oct 4 03:45 UTC 2003 |
Is this for real?
If this is a master trolling plan, my hat's off to you, if not, wow...
why are you announcing this to everyone?
I'll be nice today. Ya gotta sincerely have them feel good about
themselves. Carry an air of confidence about yourself. Stuff like
that.
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sj2
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response 6 of 56:
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Oct 4 06:21 UTC 2003 |
Or you can be direct. "Can I have sex with you?" -----> Lond bang or
thwap ;-) But there might be a one in a hundred chance that it will
work.
IMHO, better being nice to them :P
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other
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response 7 of 56:
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Oct 4 07:54 UTC 2003 |
First hint: Realize that in order to get someone to give you something
you want, you have to give them something they want.
Second hint: Those who are always talking rarely listen.
Third hint: The way to find out what someone wants is to listen to them.
Fourth hint: Listening is NOT a passive activity, and actually takes a
measure of skill.
Fifth hint: Being an immature asshole really REALLY decreases your odds,
unless you are overwhelmingly attractive to someone who is willing to
overlook your personality just to fuck you. Don't count on this.
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sj2
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response 8 of 56:
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Oct 4 09:30 UTC 2003 |
Biggest hint: You can't force it or make it happen with tips/tricks.
If you REALLY want to enjoy it, then it has to come naturally.
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i
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response 9 of 56:
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Oct 4 12:25 UTC 2003 |
If you have anything remotely resembling musical ability, join a likely
young garage band. It doesn't take much to attract groupies, and they're
free, easy, and in virtually infinite supply.
Free & easy sex usually leads to free & easy diseases and pregnancies.
It doesn't sound like you want any part of either, whether short-term
("curable" VD, abortions) or long-term (AIDS & herpes, fat child-support
payments). Always, ALWAYS, *A*L*W*A*Y*S* have and properly use high-
quality, fresh, properly-stored condoms.
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asddsa
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response 10 of 56:
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Oct 4 16:10 UTC 2003 |
re 9 Or you could just join the SCHOOL band.
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scott
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response 11 of 56:
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Oct 4 20:54 UTC 2003 |
Nah, that won't work. All of the girls at dah's school are actually Grexers
(try to guess who I really am!) and are well aware of dah's twitness.
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gull
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response 12 of 56:
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Oct 4 21:55 UTC 2003 |
"I see a hand in your future, Beavis. Your hand."
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asddsa
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response 13 of 56:
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Oct 5 01:34 UTC 2003 |
re 11 Strange, because we happen to go to the same school, and I don't know
any GreXers there
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happyboy
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response 14 of 56:
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Oct 5 06:35 UTC 2003 |
r0: my advice is that you wait until your testicles
finally drop into place, lil buckaroo.
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jaklumen
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response 15 of 56:
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Oct 5 06:50 UTC 2003 |
resp:13 if that's true-- that speaks VOLUMES.
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michaela
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response 16 of 56:
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Oct 6 06:20 UTC 2003 |
I'm sure that if some young guy walked up to me and said, "Hey there. I'm
seventeen, and I haven't had sex yet, but I think it's time I should," that
it would totally work.
Totally.
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jaklumen
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response 17 of 56:
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Oct 6 07:31 UTC 2003 |
*roftlmao*
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flem
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response 18 of 56:
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Oct 6 20:37 UTC 2003 |
re #12: lol
re #0: My own personal advice would be to take up a different hobby. Even,
say, playing serious competitive chess would give you better odds than
trolling on grex.
Okay, well maybe not chess. But something. Anything that will put you in
physical proximity to women for reasonable periods of time, where you have
to (or at least are encouraged to) talk to them from time to time.
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gelinas
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response 19 of 56:
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Oct 7 00:30 UTC 2003 |
(Chess qualifies, flem. :)
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jaklumen
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response 20 of 56:
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Oct 7 05:46 UTC 2003 |
Yep. Try chess, or even Shogi.
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asddsa
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response 21 of 56:
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Oct 7 14:45 UTC 2003 |
resp:15 Please explain.
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tod
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response 22 of 56:
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Oct 7 15:52 UTC 2003 |
This response has been erased.
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tpryan
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response 23 of 56:
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Oct 7 23:25 UTC 2003 |
Eat plenty of bacon
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jaklumen
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response 24 of 56:
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Oct 8 01:51 UTC 2003 |
and yogurt.
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